
"Pssst, beat it, ya sour old bag!" Rosie O'Donnell's new memoir, "Celebrity Detox", is about to be released. In it, Rosie purportedly tells Babwa that that's a wrap. She delves into the whole "View" mess, and thinks it's time for Barbara to retire.
In her upcoming memoir, "Celebrity Detox", which sheds light on, among other episodes in her life, the TV star's tumultuous stint last season on The View, O'Donnell, 45, addresses Walters, 77, to say, "And Barbara. At some point, a person gets tired. It's inevitable," the New York Post reports."Barbara Walters is almost twice my age," the book (which is to be published Oct. 9) is quoted as saying. "At some point it becomes necessary to step back. Everyone has to go. Going is part of the gig."
Rosie writes that the differences between her and Babs are "obvious". Well yeah, she's a crone and you're self-righteous with no "off" switch for the squawking. You seemed so nice on the cruise, shut up now! Rosie also relays a story in which an audience member at "The View" yelled out "I love you, Rosie!' and Babs castigated the lady. She told her that it wasn't fair that there were four women up there and she was only yelling to Rosie. Get over it, battleaxe! People loved your ass in your heyday, too! Stop the jealousy and knit a tea cozy! God, if Rosie's book is written in that haiku form she uses on her website, I'm not going to be able to read it. I can't even get through an E.E. Cummings poem and he had talent.

































T-Bone says:
My Haiku to Rosie O ;)
Shut it Rosie O
Shut it shut it shut it Ro
Shut it and let go
rootabega says:
god J my life won't be complete until u write about your antics on the cruise! give the fans what they are begging for!
kris says:
I remember when it appeared Rosie was just a nice gal with a talk show...now she's turned in to an annoying know it all that doesn't know when to quit. Why does she think anybody cares what she has to say?
melissa says:
THAT WOMAN HAS LOST HER MIND
HER POOR CHILDREN
notaprincess says:
Please, for the love of God, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Brown Eyes says:
This "thing" (I'm sorry, I can't call her a woman because I am one and I really don't want THAT to taint the good name of "woman" by putting her in the same class) has got a real problem.
She's just a mouth... and a very stupid one at that. She can't write (as evident in her blogs) so you know the book is written by a ghost writer.
oh and also simple math eludes her. Barbara Walters is 77, Rosie is 45. Yeah that's "almost twice her age"....