Man, does he look beaten down or what? It was bad enough when she was forcing him to direct her vanity projects. Now she's dragging him to Israel so she can proclaim to the world that she's a Jewish American Princess. And is that....is that Dawson? What the hell? Dawson's into the Kaballah? It's not helping with the post-Creek career, unfortunately. And where's Demi? I see Ashton, he's got that intense concentration look that's very painful for him to maintain. But where's the wife? Does Tel Aviv have incredibly expensive plastic surgery procedures?
Madonna toasted the Jewish new year with Israeli President Shimon Peres and declared herself an "ambassador for Judaism," local newspapers reported Sunday.The singer, who is not Jewish, arrived in Israel Wednesday on the eve of Jewish new year to attend a conference on Kabbalah or Jewish mysticism.
Rosie O'Donnell and Donna Karan were also up in the synagogue. Madonna allegedly told President Peres that all she hears from Hollywood celebs is how popular the Book of Splendor [the guiding text of Kabbalah] is. Really? Not coke and hookers? Well, she looks weirdly happy. And not in her usual condescending ice queen way. I guess this is her thing. It ain't her husband's, though. All he wants is a pint and enough about this bloody Jewish magic mess.
(WENN)
More photos of Madonna and Guy Ritchie in Israel after the jump.
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green cardigan says:
Right on, Madge, you old ambassador you.
Poor old Guy looks mortified, you'd nearly feel sorry for him. He's thinking, f@ck this for a game of soilders, do they have Carling on draught around here anywhere? How about a ham and cheese sandwich? No?, oh, ok then.
MardiGras says:
She's happy because she was able to get her picture taken with the Israeli president. He probably thinks all these pretentious assholes who have descended upon his country are good for tourism.
Guy, of course, looks woefully out of place and as Green Cardigan so aptly stated, appears desperate for a cold one. And I don't mean his wife.
Darth Paul says:
Don't even get me started on how jacked up and evil that whole "Kabbalah" shite is. She represents nothing but hubris, vanity, and greed. Pulsa Denura for that ho, STAT!
Poor Guy...he's still smokin hot, but he's just a shade of what he was.
joe to hell says:
come on - he looks fine! he aint young anymore either, and he still looks like the fine piece that he is. plus, he ia ll man, and not wussy enough to be beaten around by her. it is soooo obvious that she goes home and surenders control to him....it takes a strong man to tame that one....
i mean, for the love of all things gay, say something - anything - about ashtons beaten down ugliness and that bandanna on his head. what a tooooooolllll
Clementines says:
Rabbi's disgusted.. http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1189411415061&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
T-Bone says:
Wow Darth Paul -- we actually agree on something (minus the death threat of course. Don't believe in killing people just because they practice something you don't like). But I do think most of what Madge does is for "hubris, greed, and vanity".
Darth Paul says:
(For tbone- I don't believe in killing someone because they practice what I don't like. That's for capitalist crusaders and their ilk. How FOX News of you put words in my mouth. I believe in killing people because they suck, and such people exist in every culture you can imagine.)
green cardigan says:
Darth Paul - Like Britney and Madge for instance?
T-Bone says:
Didn't you just use the words "Pulsa Denura for that ho", Darth Paul? Doesn't that mean death to Madonna? And didn't you, under that terrorist story, basically tell the terrorists to come and slit both Britney and Madonna's throats??? God! I could have sworn that was you.
roscoe12 says:
Is that Dawson next to Ashton in that one picture???
nicolaz says:
i liked Madonna but all this Jewish shit is making me sick of her, and realize how she truly is. Being beside the president of a war that is killing hundreds of Irak's women and childs just beacuse of her vanity kabbala shit. she's like garbage dressed on dolce & gabbana. poor Guy looks like she's drinking his blood every night to stay ... fresh?NOT
Sue says:
Why did you say this/?
"Being beside the president of a war that is killing hundreds of Irak's women and childs just beacuse of her vanity kabbala shit"
Do you even know why you said this? Let's guess why. you're JIHADY! Another fool Jihadist.
Lila says:
That IS Dawson next to Ashton! How weird... I thought Kabbalah only wanted the rich and powerful...
Anyone know what the Israelis think of this farce? I mean, it's gotta be good promo but religiously speaking, she's a bit on the periphery here... Is she even considered Jewish? Has she formally converted? Go figure..