With the season of fall upon us, it's almost time to hang up the flip flops and sandals until next summer. Soon, the comfort of casual summer footwear will be just a memory. It's now time for boots that make your calves look fabulous, but pinch your big toe while turning the ball of your foot into pain central. Or at least that's what I thought until I tried on a pair of the Easy Spirit Black Wedge Clogs. My calves were lifted back into a happy place and I realized that I could have the style and comfort that my feet so desperately deserved. Made of a flexible nylon and mesh with leather detailing that forms to your feet for a comfortable fit with stylish results.
Thanks to Easy Spirit, you won't have to spend your own hard-earned cash for a pair of your own. Caption the photo after the jump and the writer of one caption will win a pair of Black Wedge Clogs to enjoy this fall. The winner will be announced next week.
Put your captions to work in the comments!
Nikki says:
HEY LADIES......WHY YES MY DRESS WAS DESIGNED BY LIBERACHI, CIRCA 1982.
Sharon says:
Little known fact about SJP: Her feet are into hardcore S&M.
Chy says:
"Later that day, I got to thinking...maybe we should've saved the episode title 'Change of a Dress' for this movie, as Audrey II on my shoulder here clearly is responsible for the bits of my left side that are missing."
Lucy says:
I planted my feet here 45 minutes ago and look what sprouted off my shoulder!
nicole says:
i can't quite remember, did D&G make this dress or miranda's son brady? oh well it'll be on every midwestern housewife next week anyway
it's sarah bitches!
green cardigan says:
If I move, it'll wake up and fly away. It migrated here from a fashion house in Italy!
NVZ says:
A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to a horse of course unless that horse just happens to be the famous...... ME!
Eva says:
Oh god guys, someone please help me, I don't want to startle it but I think it's about to eat my face!
peachpie says:
HEADLINE:
Madame Tussaud's Shoves Sarah Jessica Parker Out On the Street
sfw says:
"I just got paid to plug a really ugly pair of shoes. But guess what? As soon as I put on the new hole-less Crocs, all of a sudden, my breasts grew one size, my legs got longer, I looked in the mirror and I turned into Cindy Crawford! After that, I heard that Sudan finally reached a peace agreement, deciding to change the name of Darfur to Chakakistan... Oh, Easy Spirit, you did it again!"
SB says:
Hey guys if you squeeze the joke flower evian water squirts out of it!
Meg says:
Woman to the right of SJP, "Oh yeah? Let's see who can walk over the subway gratings faster."
leilah says:
Manolos are gorgeous, but they're not made for walking in the City. There's gotta be an Easy way to Spirit myself around! Heyyyyy......
Vanessa says:
Does this giant flower make my husband seem less gay?
Madge says:
Those shoes are ugly. SJP's and those hideous clogs.
Angel Wayward says:
Ummmm HELLOOOO! This photo should be one of your Fashion Disasters. Seriously. Dress...shoes...and SJP please don't EVER show your legs again in public. ;oP
Purring says:
No, really, it's oookay. I'll wear whatever you tell me too. I really need the paycheck.
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Back off people...HUGE swarm of killer bees comin' in!
dfunv says:
she should have just gone to a blacksmith and gotten new horseshoes put on.
mm says:
Mary-Kate Olsen is horrified to realize this is how she'll look in twenty years.
Nancy says:
A Spirited Clog, reflecting you.
Bean says:
Seymour?!? Seymour!?? Look here, I have an Audrey too!! Has anyone seen Matt lately?
girls says:
8E054p fucking girls movie