Heidi Klum is making her triumphant return to television....on QVC. Nevermind that circus, what about "Runway"? How long do I have to wait? Why must you torture me, you Germanic ice bitch? Have Seal mind the kids and get on the stick! I need some fashion drama and Tim Gunn's show ain't cuttin' it. Veronica Webb is a poor stand-in for your humorously foreign lady blunt ass.
Heidi Klum is returning to QVC to celebrate the one-year anniversary of The Heidi Klum Collection, her signature jewelry line, created especially for QVC. During the Oct. 1 broadcast at 11 p.m. ET, the supermodel-turned-designer will unveil new additions to her jewelry line.Unless there are mentally unbalanced fashion students involved in making this jewelry, and they're cussing each other out, and throwing fits, and getting sniped at by Nina Garcia and Michael Kors, this is dead to me. The absence of "Project Runway" is like when your best friend goes to summer camp and you're just left sitting around, making friendship bracelets out of gimp for no one and masturbating. It's just leaves you cold. Bravo, can you hear me?
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More photos of Heidi Klum hawking her jewelry in Germany after the jump.
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For Harvey says:
PR4 returns November 15th (promo on top chef last night)
Darth Paul says:
I never watch those shows, but Heidi's a doll. I love her! I think the German sense of humor is one of the best in a world. Matter of fact speech to them sounds like shit talk to us. AWESOME!
Sarah says:
Project Runway premieres November 14, not the 15th.
Lina says:
Heidi may be very pretty, but she is really starting to bug me. She is like everywhere!!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!
In Germany she is doing ads for
- McDonalds
- Douglas perfumery
- some haispray firm
- Haribo (that spot was great. She plugged
gummibears between her toes to paint her nails- yuck)
- birkenstock .......................
I`ve seen too much Heidi on TV. She is not believable anymore.