Rehab is a fantastical place where there's bathroom stalls to have sex in, and drugs to smuggle in, and books to pretend to read so the paps think you're learning something, and a beauty regimen to follow. Here's Lindsay Lohan and the poor woman who has to work on her feet. You know she's finding crack dust in between those toes. I can't wait to finally hit bottom so I can experience this damn vacation she's on.
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meme says:
Hohan looks so classy with the cancer stick hanging out of her mouth.
michie says:
Jesus christ, enough with the Lindsay bashing. It's getting old. Who cares if she gets her nails done. And I'd much rather she smoked than drug or drink. If she didn't go to rehab she'd be bashed for that and if she goes and stays there for months she's still bashed. I'm over it. I just hope she's getting well for good this time.