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meme says:
Hohan looks so classy with the cancer stick hanging out of her mouth.
michie says:
Jesus christ, enough with the Lindsay bashing. It's getting old. Who cares if she gets her nails done. And I'd much rather she smoked than drug or drink. If she didn't go to rehab she'd be bashed for that and if she goes and stays there for months she's still bashed. I'm over it. I just hope she's getting well for good this time.