IT'S COMING! Yesterday I was pissing and moaning about Heidi Klum and her evil ass going on QVC and hawking her sad jewelry and not bringing "Project Runway" back to us pathetic junkies. Several (ok, two) of my many (ok, two) readers were kind enough to inform my dumb ass that it would be in November. November 14! Whoo-hoo! And even better, HERE ARE THE DESIGNERS! Can you feel a brand new day?
* Carmen, 37: Hometown: Charlotte, North Carolina; Resides in New York * Chris, 44: Hometown: San Francisco; Resides in New York * Christian, 21: Hometown: Annapolis, Maryland; Resides in New York * Elisa, 42: Hometown: El Paso, Texas; Resides in Santa Fe, New Mexico * Jack, 38: Hometown: Seattle; Resides in New York * Jillian, 26: Hometown/Resides In: Long Island, New York * Kevin, 30: Hometown: Fairfield, New Jersey; Resides in New York * Kit, 26: Hometown/Resides in: Los Angeles * Marion, 39: Hometown: Tyler, Texas; Resides in Dallas * Rami, 31: Hometown: Ramallah, Jerusalem; Resides in Los Angeles * Ricky, 35: Hometown: Escondido, California; Resides in New York * Simone, 32: Hometown: San Francisco; Resides in Los Angeles * Steven, 30: Hometown/Resides in: Chicago * Sweet P, 46: Hometown: Los Angeles: Resides in Glendale, California * Victorya, 34: Hometown: Winchester, Virginia; Resides in New YorkKeep reading after the jump for my take on this new crop of tragedy.
I'm just going at this from some pictures, so imagine the fun when we find out what these specials are really like!
Chris - I'll be spending the entire season hating his queeny ass but wishing that he was butch.
Jack - Is this "The Bachelor"?
Sweet P. - Absolutely bonkers and sure to be my total favorite. I mean, SWEET P?
Kit/Marion/Simone - All in the running to be the first one booted off. They scream "limp".
Kevin - Could be the hottest thing to sweat over a sewing machine, but could also be a total grease monster. Jury's out.
Christian - Trying way too hard.
Victorya - Not trying hard enough. Whats with that spelling?
Ricky - Stop that hat.
Jillian - Bitch
Steven - For the win
Oh I am so excited. Let's have a first episode party at my apartment here in Boston. All five of you fly in!
babs says:
WHAT ABOUT RAMI???
he looks sexy and dreamy to me.
nolamama says:
Can't wait...my new lease on life starts November 14!
Yummsh
Whoo! Party at J's! I'm bringing grain alcohol and balloon animals.
Brittany says:
I wonder if they'll be airing it in Canada? I can't say I'm too excited for the Canuck version of the show in October, it's going to be ghetto. :(
TS says:
Yep, Rami is fine!
anonanon says:
Is it just me, or does Christian look like a slightly more feminine version of Wendy Pepper?
God, I've missed you, Project Runway!!!!
sandy says:
Party at JHarv's and WE'RE not invited???
WTF...
:O(
And to think, I was going to bring Joey Fatone with me....
simon says:
If I'm the 8th person, are we too many to fit in JHarv's place?
Jaime says:
I can't wait!! Based on these pics there are enough trainwrecks here to make this far more interesting then last season.
TheBree says:
Ummm, yeah. Rami can dress me up in his love anytime.
gab says:
can i come to the party?
leilah says:
Indeed, "SWEET P" at 46 years old, no less, trying to rock a young-Michelle Phillips! Even Cher gave up bangs at about 35!!
Oh, and Christian totally looks like "the Roadrunner" with glasses -- with that attitudinal "beep-beep" look in his eyes.
sandy says:
LOL!!!! Now THAT'S funny!!!