I have to say, Cameron Diaz is looking rather angelic in this photo set. Perhaps she's looking heavenward, thanking God for helping her gain control over her unruly skin. Famously known for a complexion that would make a hormonal teenager cringe and look on in pity, Cameron's recently discovered the fountain of youth--or at least the fountain of clear skin. And yes, it's as simple as water in a fountain.

"I never let myself get dehydrated. Water, water, water -- it's the key!"

And, she added, a special Voodoo spell cast upon any misbehaving pores. Well, not really, but her answer was too boring for my taste, so I thought I'd spice it up a bit--you know, with a bold-faced lie.

Photos: Flynet Onilne

Black market ghosts for sale on the streets of New York City? Only on YouTube. The relationship between a cute little pet ghost and its owner is complicated, as you can see from this video clip. It's no "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown," but it's short, sweet and in the spirit of the season. Enjoy!

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First and foremost, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I hope you guys are enjoying the season by pigging out on candy and passing out what is left to the trick-or-treaters who wander over to my apartment. Why? Because I won't feel so bad about doing it, if I know I'm not alone. In any case, over the weekend, I decided to give in to my true nature and dressed up like a witch, and my boyfriend agreed to allow me to paint his face as a zombie and we drove all around Venice Saturday night, trying to find a party. The only problem was that I had forgotten my phone at home, as well as the street address, so we ended up coming back home, enjoying a Photo Booth photo shoot and watched TV. I feel like there was Taco Bell involved in there somewhere.

More Halloween wishes and other ASL-related news after the jump...

Yay! Pictures of celebrities in Halloween costumes. These are a few of my favorite things! Lauren Conrad, dressed as a "sexy" sailor girl (can't forget to add that "sexy" element to your costume ladies!) deftly avoids turning this photo set into another one of my favorite things, celebrity upskirt photos--oh yeah, and whiskers on kittens. Ewww...that sounds nasty, disregard both parts of that last sentence. In any case, the young star of "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" looks like she's ready for a date with the Cracker Jack sailor kid. Good for her, it's so rare that a female starlet in Hollywood gets the excuse to dress slutty. Just kidding! Go TEAM LC!

Photos: INFDaily.com

More photos of Lauren Conrad celebrating Halloween are after the jump.

Recognize Marcus Foy? Well, I did. In the midst of my binge of watching "I Love New York" and "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" intermittently, I realized that this guy is what is known fondly in the business as a "reality whore." I recognized him from "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency," as well as work he'd done on another short-lived reality television series, "Survival of the Richest." Those are the individuals, struggling actors and musicians, who pepper our blind date and makeover shows as they attempt to make their way up the ladder in the entertainment industry. Some may argue that they're destroying the credibility of reality television. I say, let's embrace it! Stop leaving reality to the amateurs! I prefer to have my reality television experience be guided by someone who knows the ropes, speaks in sound bytes and isn't afraid to jump on top of a chair or two, to make a point. With that, please enjoy this dissertation--which includes a heartfelt rap, that cleverly rhymes "Asian" with "Black Caucasian"--as delivered by Mr. Foy.

For more on Marcus and his antics, click here.

Ellen DeGeneres is Pregnant Jennifer Lopez [Just Jared]

Frankenstein Busted in Times Square! [cityrag]

No Jessica Alba Nude Scenes Any Time Soon [Egotastic!]

Jon Bon Jovi used to be a Drug Dealer [Hollywood Rag]

Tila Tequila Is Inspirational [Hollywoodtuna]

Amy Fisher is a Porn Star [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

Hanson Brothers Help Sell Shoes [MollyGood]

RuPaul Is Still A Hot Bitch [Dlisted]

Celebrity Fairy-Tales [I'm Not Obsessed]

The 10 Worst Morning Show Halloween Costumes [Best Week Ever]

Dress U Up In My Lurve [Pink Is The New Blog]

rosie o'donnell stops by martha's show! [popbytes]

Roger Federer Trades His Tennis Racket for a Sword [towleroad]

Britney Spears Blackout Contest [Buzznet]

Here's pics from the "Park" premiere. Has anyone noticed that Cheri Oteri is trying to work the glam overtime lately? It's your funny that makes you pretty, Cheri! Work that! Or just stand next to Ricki Lake all the time. Seriously all those trashy people she paraded around for so long appear to have sucked the soul right out of her. There's only so many times you can counsel Lisa on whether she should "kick her babydaddy Damien to the curb or not!" before it takes its toll on your mug.

Photos: Getty Images

See more photos from the red carpet (Heather Marie Marsden, Ricki Lake, Cheri Oteri ) after the jump.

By J. Harvey

Happy Halloween, and welcome to the recap season for the scariest show on TV, "Nip/Tuck"! For those of you not in the know, let me fill you in:

Previously: The show got even more ridiculous than usual , as last season's central arc focused on an organ theft ring headed up by Jacqueline Bissett and Christian's chick Michelle. Lesbian nurse Liz got her kidney stolen and dated Alanis Morrisette. Julia slept with a dwarf and skipped town. Sean's kid Matt ended up impregnating Kimber, and they become Scientologists. When the season wound down, Sean and Christian moved their practice from Miami to L.A.. Where I'm sure there is no shortage of grotesque plastic surgery fodder.

Lights up, it's showtime. The new plastic surgery clinic is vast. Gigundous if you will. The foyer is uh, there's a lot of wood paneling. And Liberace coffin looking sofas. That are blue. Is this what the interior decorating is like in L.A.? Who is determining this motif? Eleanor Roosevelt?

Sean and Christian are playing b-ball in one of the operating rooms. Yes, they have an actual basketball hoop set up in an operating room. I hope it's removable because there is no way I am getting wheeled into surgery when there's an opportunity for the guy shoving a knife in me to get distracted working on his three point shot. I'd sue. I'd sue the dickens! Christian asks Sean if he thinks Sean can get inside of him now. He's talking basketball, but didn't we tackle this theme last season? There's gay, there's gayer and then there's this show. "Face it, partner, you just can't dominate me" says Christian. Why don't they just decorate the operating room in rainbows?

Keep reading for more Nip/Tuck recap, after the jump.

The old battleaxe in the background with the Nikon is like "You never see this outside of Roswell! Maude, come quick! They've landed!" Victoria Beckham spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show and revealed that her husband David Beckham is a total neat freak. Send him over! Nude houseboy! You know Seacrest inquired about it.

"David is very, very tidy and I'm not," she said. "Even our fridge is color coded. I'm creative. I have clothes all over the place. If he does the cleaning he vacuums in straight lines - in a pinny," she laughed.

What's a pinny? Is that like a French maid's uniform? Kinky houseboy! You know something like that goes on up in there. These people are under too much public scrutiny not to work the pressure out dominatrix style behind closed doors. There's a reason why she keeps buying those stilletto heels!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Paul McCartney's worst nightmare made flesh Heather Mills appeared on Britain's GMTV on Halloween (fitting), going for the Oscar and claiming that the world's hounding her and she's considered suicide as an option. Part of me says do it, and save the leg. There's no need to waste a perfectly good prosthetic. You could make a bookend or a doorstop or something.

In a series of extraordinary TV and radio interviews, she said she had been driven to the brink of suicide following the break-up of her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney.

The 39-year-old former model wept on GMTV when she said she had been "pushed to the edge" by intrusive paparazzi and media coverage portraying her as a "whore and a gold-digger".

During the interviews, Heather dismissed claims of a massive divorce settlement as rubbish, claims she owes £1.5million legal fees and said she had received death threats.

Ms Mills said: "I considered killing myself because I thought if I am dead, she [my daughter Beatrice] can be safe with her father."

Heather also claims that she's received death threats to her and her daughter Beatrice. Pegleg's publicist jumped ship the other day and urged Heather in the press to give it a rest and fall back with her crazy. I concur. Stop. Take what you can get and hop away somewhere tropical and enjoy it.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online