Lindsay Lohan seriously destroyed that marriage in rehab. When all the beauty of Utah, and the nature walks and contemplating by streams and stuff got too goddamn boring, she started trolling for testicles. And she found em' in some band guy named Tony Allen. Who had a wife. Or, used to.
A friend of Tony's wife, British heiress Stephanie Allen, said her pal's devastated. She's had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age. All Stephanie wanted was for him to be a good husband and father.For his part, Tony, who has since left the Cirque, denies the claims. We're great friends. We share a common affliction, and we just talk about life sometimes. But a newspaper cites reports of Tony bragging to friends at a bar about the relationship.
His band's called Dead Stays Alive so you know he's a total cheeseball because that's the worst band name ever. Why not just call yourself Chump? Or Destined To Play In A Bar While One Obsese Drunk Woman Twirls Around And Keeps Knocking Over My Mike Stand And The Barkeep Won't Turn Down The Sox Game Forever?
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Darth Paul says:
I think she's a disgusting cooze, but I wouldn't go so far as to put all the blame on her. Contrary to common opinion, men are not mindless life support systems for gonads. He knew what he was getting into.
YouCanCallMeAl says:
Is that herpes on her lip? What guy wouldn't want to pound that? mmmmmmmm.......
Clarisse says:
Well said Darth Paul ! ! !
Gawd she makes me want to shower with bleach and steel wool just looking at her. Nasty!
Applespice says:
I agree Darth Paul.
T-Bone says:
Lindsey Lohan doesn't give two sh*ts about anyone else. Heartless.
As for the woman's husband -- he's the one who's married and committed to another person, so it's his responsibility to say no.
As for the woman, her husband is in a f-ing band and has major chemical addiction issues. Did she not see this coming? Probably not, because I'm sure she thought having a baby would CHANGE him into a perfect man and father. whatevs...
Vonnie says:
What a skank, seriously
Zekers says:
Yep, the guy is responsible since he's the one in the relationship. I will be extremely surprised if Lohan ever gets an acting career up and running after all of this crap. Maybe she can do B movies and soft-porn but I would be shocked if anyone takes a chance on her again. R. Downey had enough talent to risk it, Lohan...not so much.
Kayla says:
This girl is the biggest whore!!! My God, she would do anyone! And such a liar!! she really thinks she has us all fooled! I wouldn't give 2 cents for her career or for her for that matter! Slut!!!