That got your attention! Here's Brad Pitt breaking into Jennifer Aniston's mansion to steal Shiloh back. The bitch keeps taking her and calling her Little Jenny and telling her stories about a mean succubus named Angelina. Actually, these were taken on the set of his latest movie. Or maybe Angie told him to fetch. Earlier today, we mentioned how Brad was disgusted by tabloids and depressed. He also spoke to "Parade" about his religious beliefs in the same interview. Seriously, this cat is vying for Oprah territory. He's going to have a feel-good talk show soon. What's with the all the soul bleeding lately? Brad says he had a crisis of faith in college, and sorta eschewed organized religion for his own personal set of beliefs.
The young Pitt also had a little help from a college girlfriend."She was a Methodist preacher's kid. She wasn't that into me, truthfully, although we were together for a semester," Pitt says. "She helped me more than anyone else as far as setting off in my own direction. She was a hardcore realist. She called me on so much bull---- about any romantic ideas that I had grown up with about life."
You might know that girl better as Anna Nicole Smith. Keep reading for more of Brad's views on religion, and other deep deep thoughts.
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Still, Pitt, who was raised a conservative Southern Baptist, is not anti-faith today. "Religion works. I know there's comfort there, a crash pad. It's something to explain the world and tell you there is something bigger than you, and it is going to be all right in the end," he says.For him, faith is a personal code of values. "What's important to me is that I've defined my beliefs and lived according to them and not betrayed them," he says. "One of those is my belief in family. I still have faith in that."
There's a soapbox over there that I'm dying to creep up on. I love how he didn't want to offend any potential Jesus freaks in the audience with his "religion works" spiel. He's probably also hedging his bets in the chance that there is a God, and he might have to follow Angie down to the devil's fiery crawlspace when he kicks. You know she's going! All this humanitarian work is making up for something real f*cked up that she pulled off earlier in her life!
T-Bone says:
I wonder if the first item on his "personal code of values" list went something like this...
1) Leave your wife and best friend of 7 years if you don't feel like you're growing anymore or if you meet someone more physically attractive. Then do sexually provocative photo shoot with mistress one week after you leave.
green cardigan says:
He's going to have a feel-good talk show soon.
J Harvey you are a scream.
Really though, I'm starting to wonder. Is he on the verge of cracking up? All the soul bearing, bleeding heart talk lately isn't really his style. Or maybe he's getting desperate. The Box Office ratings aren't what they used to be. He's using every trick in the box to get reach the punters. Next it'll be 'Angie likes to wear men's underwear' and then he'll be wondering why the paps live in the trees in his garden.
And he still believes in family.
well thats a relief condsidering he started one a couple of years ago.
Puck says:
Great, now this douchebag has religious beliefs. Believe this shithead: You suck.
stolidog says:
Oh, to be a fly on that wall. Well, ok, a face, not a fly.
Jelly says:
...just curious, if he learned so much from a 'hardcore realist', why is he a liberal?
Margaret says:
WTF did he say? Brad is losing what little smarts he had. Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Mr. & Mrs. Spit says:
He is loosing so much weight is disgusting, eat a sandwich fuckin idiot and don't take yourself so seriously.
Red says:
**sigh** He looks so classy in a suit. Wouldn't be nice for Hollywood to regain a little class and quit dressing like slobs?
ugh says:
He appeared a lot smarter when he kept his stupid mouth shut.
Holie is rubbing off on him more and more. Now he's also the attention seeking pathetic dumbass. Ah, what a great couple they don't make.
patty says:
PittY Boy is trying to get attention any way he can these days, yano when all their movies bomb the way they have, they'll do most anything to get media attention, might be some stupid people out here who will actually pay to see one of their movies...NOT
Angietothemax says:
What happened to the Brad ban? I thought all things Brangelina were now banned on this site.
blady02 says:
LOL! I am so glad so many people are now seeing what I saw months ago. Brad is becoming a has been and his and her movies are box office poison. I hope HBO laughs at her!!! Jen looks great with Bloom! I hope he hooks up with her what gorgeous American children they would have.
Jennifer says:
LOLOL that pic of Brad's fat a** falling over the wall are absolutely hysterical! As far as his religion is concerned, yes, I'm sure he is very religious, he just missed all the parts about "Thou shall not commit adultery."
Angietothemax says:
That project that she is supposedly talking to HBO about does sound really interesting. A drama about Doctor's Without Borders. I think anything that brings attention to that cause is well worth the effort.
green cardigan says:
Angelina J may be well intentioned with her documentaries and real life dramas on heavy subjects, but she is going to have to wake up soon and realise that people prefer her as Lara Croft. That's what gets the bums in seats at the cinema. I think people are actually turned off by the fact that she seems to be trying to educate the unwashed masses. Give it a rest Ange. Put on a latex suit, grab a lazer gun and jump of a building. (and take Braindead with you!)
Jennifer says:
Hmm, Angietothemax is actually being civil. Funny how when you take them out of their natural environment (JustJolie, and Perez Hilton too maybe?) some of them can show a sane and civil face. When they go back to JustJolie they revert to what comes naturally: to be abusive and foaming at the mouth. Hah a Brangeloonie really being civil and sane? No I don't buy it!
Jennifer says:
green: I don't think Angie will EVER be Lara Croft again. She doesn't have the body for it and hardly anybody thinks she's sexy anymore. I think you are right, that's what people want from her, but she can't deliver anymore. Too bad for her and her movie career.
Angietothemax says:
Jennifer I've never been uncivil to anyone. Unlike others I am respectful of other's opinion despite how irrational they can be or how nasty they get. I actually like rational discussion and debate and not taking the easy why by just being insulting.
Jennifer says:
Angietothemax: Well if that's true, you need to educate some of your friends. And frankly I wouldn't believe you until I saw you in JustJolie and you were civil THERE. Here, you can't get away with that kind of crap. So it really doesn't mean much that you're civil here. And I won't be seeing you in JustJolie anyway because I am never going back to that site again.
green cardigan says:
well, I find Angietothemax to be always civil and humourous when we chew the fat regarding Brang, and we are sitting on opposite sides of the battle field!
Zekers says:
I second that green. Angietothemax has always been intelligent and respectful. I highly doubt that she changes with the wind...
Just because she happens to like Angelina doesn't mean she is a nut-job! 'Variety is the spice of life' Ms. Jennifer!
I don't think it's fair to accuse attm of being "friends" with some of the rabid poster here either. There are people who agree with me but I don't consider them "friends." Just a blog...
Angietothemax says:
Jennifer I've never been to JustJolie so I don't know what you're talking about. I doubt I'm the only person that uses this name. I only post on this blog. And if you don't like Angie why go to a fansite?
Zekers says:
oops, I meant *poster(s)*
Jennifer says:
Zekers: I meant friends in a casual way :-) As in associates or other people that agree with you or however you want to put it.
Angietothemax: I went to JustJolie aka JustJared because it was a major celebrity news site. I found that it is totally biased in favor of Angelina. I feel that balanced views should be allowed, and they aren't at JustJared. So I no longer go there.
Jennifer says:
And one more thing Angietohemax: when I first went to JustJared I DIDN'T KNOW it was an Angelina fansite. I thought it was a neutral gossip site. It sort of presents itself as being neutral. JustJared needs to make clear that it IS an Angelina fansite and anybody who isn't infatuated with Angelina should stay away. He doesn't do that. So I stumbled into it. And now I have learned my lesson. :-) Did I answer your question enough for you?
Zekers says:
Jennifer,
Went there a couple of times myself, before I found this site. I had no idea it was a "JustJolie" site either, well disguised.
All is good...Peace :)
Angietothemax says:
I thought you meant the site justjolie.com. Yeah Jared is basically a fansite and can get ugly. I don't post there anymore it's too many peope and people just go to extremes on there.
Zekers says:
Angietothemax,
Are you kidding me? There is actually a site called "justjolie?" ...runs away from computer, screaming...
Angietothemax says:
I kid you not simplyjolie.com, there's one that is in spanish, and another one in korean. It's a movement.
green cardigan says:
It's a movement?????????? In Korean. I have got to see this. Sweet God in Heaven tonight. That is deranged.
Theres another one called www.holyjoe.com
Nah, i'm joking.
What do they do over there? Do they kneel in front of their computers barefoot in silent prayer before the Shrine of Holy Joe? Beating themselves with old issues of People magazine as penance?
blady02 says:
So please clarify this for me Jennifer Aniston told Oprah about a year ago that she wanted to live in NY now the Jolie troop is there and JA is in California now the Holie Jolie's are going to CA? I know these are big places but it seems to me that something might be brewing in JA's kitchen and since she can't cook eggs (of any kind) it must be evil and manipulative. What happened to the idea that they are going to see other people that I read about two week ago, because he caught her snooping in his cell phone and things? Also I read that she was disappointed that she wasn't pregnant and they were going to buy a bigger bed and another kid? Oh yeah and what about quitting acting for a while to raise all those kids? Seems nothing is set in stone please explain this shit to me I am confused? Are they? Are those kids confused?
kim says:
Brad made the right choice in Angie! Was he supposed to stay trapped in Malibu in an unhappy marriage where he was smoking a pack a day & ignoring world issues just to satisfy the masses? Jen was a fake blonde with a nose job,but Angie is a natural beauty from birth.Angie makes $20 mil a pic,Jen makes 7.Angie has an Oscar,Jen doesnt.Angie speaks out on world issues,Jen hides behind her 'sainthood' & has a pityparty!Angie had a baby for the man she LOVES within a yr,Jen focussed on her career for 6 yrs.Angie is still good friends with her exes & speaks well of them,Jen demonizes Brad in the media.Angie plays a different person in every movie,Jen plays Rachel in every movie. Sad.
Ana Nichols says:
Brad Pitt is a pathetic lapdog that is being led around on a leash by his master, Angelina Jolie. He left Jennifer Aniston for that pervert, Angelina and I hope that they both burn in hell for the grief they have caused to the people that they have both dumped on. They belong to together ArmPitt and white trash may they get married and be together forever!
Ana Nichols says:
In response to the post by Kim Nov. 19, 2007:
Are you for real? Brad's character seriously lacks. He took up with a freak that is now trying to "recreate" her image by playing the role of savior to the world. She's a big phony that lured Brad in and now he's stuck! He jumped the gun and adopted all of her refugee children and impregnated her. Now he's committed whether he likes it or not. Way to go Brad! You got what you wished for!