It looks like Britney's not even sure that she should be allowed to drive. But it sounds like that's beside the point these days, since she's just been issued a license to kill drive. The California DMV told Us Weekly that Ms. Spears picked up her temporary license yesterday from the Van Nuys office, with her permanent license to be mailed to her within the next few weeks. Britney obtaining her license is just one of a number of steps that the pop star is taking to appease the judge who awarded temporary custody of Britney's children to their father, Kevin Federline. Now that it looks like she's well on her way to working toward that goal, Britney now might have a sex-tape to worry about. The only thing that might be her saving grace--a less-than-impressive performance. The 28-year-old man who claims that he and the pop star got it on in Hawaii and secretly filmed their tryst.
"It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes."Yeah, guy, we know the feeling. Plus, we've got a nice shot of her "O-face" right here, thanks. No need to see any more than that.
T-Bone says:
WEll, she's trying. She might be a little late, but she's trying. Next step -- passing drug tests, I would imagine. I hope she gets her license, passes her weekly drug testing, gets the help she needs, proves everyone wrong and gets the kids back 50/50. Still Team Britney.
Chaz says:
A few years ago, news of a Britney Spears sex tape would have been about the biggest news in world history. Now, it's practically anticlimactic. And I have a feeling that if it ever sees the light of day, it's not going to inspire many climaxes.
I've never had a traffic accident or not had a license, so I honestly don't know: is it really that simple a thing to get a drivers license if you've not only been driving without one for yers, but have had traffic incidents in the meantime? There's no test to pass or anything?
green cardigan says:
Bass, how low can you go. Who sang that?
What a toe rag the 28 year old guy is. That would take a bit of preparation, to film a sexual encounter with someone, without them knowing. So he had his eye on pay day beforehand. And then to say it was a little disappointing!Maybe it was him. He probably has stage fright now. The whole world will see his todger. I hope he had brewer's droop? A%% HOLE.
ickivicki says:
Ewwww...yeah, that's a sex tape I DON'T wanna see (not saying I really want to see any of the other million ones out there...)
But props to her for (at least looking like she is) taking a step in the right direction to get her life back on track.
Zekers says:
Chaz: I don't know about other states but in mine the government is broke so the Secretary of State no longer gives road tests. There is a ridiculous written test that pretty much anyone who can read can pass. Given that she's in LaLa land, it wouldn't surprise me that it was a piece of cake to obtain...
Let's hope this is the first step to Britney addressing her issues with the her life right now. Don't *uck with the judge Britney!
Clarisse says:
What...the...duece...is...she...(OR HE)doin...in...those...pictures?????
Nevermind. Nevermind! I changed ma mind!!!
nastybugger says:
um, I may be wrong here, but if he made the tape without her knowledge, the only way he'd be able to release it was with her consent, right?
don't most states have laws about audio/video taping someone without their consent?
and frankly, I'm betting the reason she skipped the drug test is because she KNEW she'd fail. Coke/meth/X don't leave your system quickly.
Chris says:
Apparently, the California DMV will give a drivers' lisence to anything or anyone. The pictures show that she doesn't look at the road when she drives and looks high whatever as she drives, it seems, I am sure glad not to live anywhere near LA.
Clarisse says:
Ah Green Cardigan!! My new word for today "todger"!
ASL,
I don't know about an "O face" cuz that is the exact face we make when the Rottie has gas. ;)
What Chris says:
This photo isn't from today. Quit believing everything you read.
Clementines says:
She had plenty of time, from notice of conception of number one child to number two to decide that doesn't want kids and a family or well-ordered life.. and we should quit trying to force that 'quaint' old-fashioned idea upon her or the children will suffer with more of sullen Britney's terror revenge.
ZeldaF says:
T Bone: I've read your posts for months. Your unceasingingly big hearted, optimistic chivalrous support of Ms. Spears is admirable. May I just say, I don't always agree with you. However, I ever needed a friend to support me without judgement, you'd be at the top of my wish list!
amanda says:
hoo hoo
boo boo
why does she make that ugly faces??
she is not a 16 year old gal anymore!
she is not a gal not yet a woman and not anybody else!the whole things left from her is a DULL IMAGE!