Lily Allen to Stand up Straight Long Enough to Act in a Movie

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"...and another thing I want to tell you is. Hey! Stop moving so fast! Omigosh, when your hair does that, you look like an elephant! Ha! Ha! BOLLOCKS!" Seriously, Lily, maybe you need to slow down on the public drunkenness. Perhaps her new role in a movie spoof of the Jane Austen genre will give her incentive to say sober long enough to learn her lines. Lily Allen's just snagged a part in a feature film, in which she will be portraying the character of Lydia Bennett, the lover of Mr. Darcy's arch nemesis. "Jane Austen Handheld," is the title and shooting is set to commence in the spring. Seriously, though, I do feel like we have way too many pictures available of Lily carousing and looking wasted. Not as many as we have of Amy Winehouse with bloody toes, and Tracy Morgan lifting up his shirt, but still...too many.

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More photos of Lily Allen enjoying some booze and a smoke after the jump.

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(WENN)




3 Comments

The cool thing about Lily Allen is that she's a midget. That makes her way kinky. Most people don't know it but midget sex is some of the best out there. Those stubby little fingers and toes. Short arms and short legs.
I'm getting my freak on just thinking about it.

Isn't this slut ever sober?

Seems that every picture of her she is drunk, stoned and in some cases both.

Another one for an early grave?

here is the video of the same night..

if kate and lily are supposed to be friends she's got a funny way of showing it!!!!! 'who cares about the moss'

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/index.aspx?postID=845

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