A daffy-looking Lindsay Lohan has conflicting reports about her current whereabouts swirling around. X-17 is saying that she has exited the Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah, where she's been holded up f*cking in bathroom stalls, testing positive for cocaine and nature hiking since early August. I'm sure she's cured. And headed right for her drug dealer's bungalow on Venice Beach. Probably followed by Dina Lohan and camera crew. The cycle begins anew, kids. But at least we might have someone to write about besides Britney next week. But wait! TMZ is claiming otherwise!
Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay is in family therapy all this week at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah -- with her father, Michael Lohan. We're told she will be returning to L.A. soon -- for some minor dental work. But the plan is: when Lindsay's choppers get fixed, she'll return to Cirque.Someone issue an Amber Alert so we can find this mess. We need to know where she is at all times! Our pills aren't safe! And neither is that porcelain doll I picked up in Cancun that's secretly made up of cocainya! Wait, I didn't say that.
(Flynet)
green cardigan says:
She's looking very hippy, peace and love, say no to war, at the moment. I can hear Fleetwood Mac music.
I can picture her on the road to LA in one of those Volkswagen vans with flowers painted on the sides and curtains in the windows.
Elaine says:
I fully agree, Green Cardigan. I wouldn't be surprised if it was revealed that she isn't actually in rebah, but rather is filming a movie where a young woman enters a rehabilitation facility to escape the draft and Vietnam. From rehab, she promotes free love by getting freaky in the bathrooms, rebels against the system by continuing to do drugs, and has a heartfelt reunion with her estraged father who is returning from the war.
And yes, I realize women didn't get drafted in Vietnam, but this is a movie and this isn't Cuba so I can do what I want.
stolidog says:
Daddy's wearing mommy jeans.
and, yes, she looks hippy, and whorish!
Holly says:
I live in Orem and I just saw her and her dad at Harmon's grocery store. She looked like she was sad.
Zekers says:
Well, she must have started a trend because the girl walking behind them is dressed very similar...