Someone take her in hand! Here 's Britney Spears crying outside of a Ralph's. They were out of horseradish sauce. She likes to dip Fritos in it. Don't judge. Sources are saying that the new single "Gimme More" isn't blowing up the spot like it should. I don't see how that's possible. Her continual disintegration is the best publicity ploy for a product I've ever seen since Michael Jackson set his jheri curl on fire for Pepsi back when I was a tyke.
According to Radio and Records, the service that monitors radio play of current releases, Spears' current hit, "Gimme More" is getting less play than it should.For the week ending Friday, Radio and Records shows "Gimme More" stuck at No. 18 for the second week in a row on its Top 40 playlist.
The only other place "Gimme More" turns up is at what is euphemistically called Rhythmic Radio. That's code for dance or disco stations. "Gimme More" is ranked at No. 39 out of 40.
Don't panic, the song's hot at #1 on iTunes. Because who in their right mind listens to radio anymore anyway unless you work in a dentist's office or your iPod is on the fritz? And I gotta confess something, I like the song. I know, I know. I have little to no taste. But it makes me bob my head in traffic. I like the mix with T.I. See, she's not all bad. She can cut a hot track. She just needs to get her shit together. Oh, and there's more on the pictured freakout after the jump.
(WENN)
More photos of a crying Britney Spears as she's leaving Ralph's supermarket are after the jump.
Britney Spears emerged from her Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday looking clearly distressed after failing to regain custody of her two sons.The former pop star had spent much of the day holed up in her home following a judge's decision to allow her only supervised visits of Sean Preston,2, and Jayden James, 1.
As she slipped out for a Starbucks run, it was clear the 25-year-old had been crying and appeared to break down in her car as she clutched her Yorkshire Terrier.
Appeared? She's screaming at no one! Stop leaving your house, and get delivery. What's with you?
(WENN)
Chaz says:
For anyone who understands how radio works, there's no such thing as a song "getting less play than it should." There are all sorts of reasons why a song or album will sell well and not get airplay. Black Sabbath sold tens of millions of records without ever getting on the radio. On the complete opposite end of music, Clay Aiken has been a big seller without ever having a radio hit.
And then there's the High School Musical/Hannah Montana stuff--has anyone over age 12 ever heard any of those songs? Britney doesn't have wide appeal any more, which is why radio isn't interested. A fan base of middle school girls and tasteless gay men does not make you hot.
odd1 says:
I love the song too, and I hate her. But, bitch can make a pop song. I agree about the radio thing, I never listen to regular radio. I have satellite and they are always playing this song so f*** radio.
Akare says:
J.Harvey you are in need of medication.
ickivicki says:
As much as I can't stand Brit anymore (although I never really could even before she started freaking out) I thought her new song was pretty cool. I liked it. But has anyone seen the music video yet??? I saw it on YouTube, and it SUCKED! All she did was dance around a stupid stripper pole and flip her (fake) hair around! Very dissapointing...
I will say though, I think she looks better with dark hair
Zan says:
That poor terrified little dog!
stolidog says:
as if bloatney hasn't purchased 1 million copies of the song on itunes to make it number one so that it looks like her "comeback" is working.
please. this has her grubby, cheeto stained fingers all over it.
they should have made the stripper pole in the video a giant crunchy cheeto, that woulda been hot.
ickivicki says:
hahahahahahaha!
peachpie says:
she still doesn't understand that she is subject to the rule of law, just like the rest of us. put your seatbelt on, brit! next thing you know, she'll be pissin' off the judge when he sees that she's breaking yet another california law. passengers MUST wear their seatbelts when the ignition is engaged. she needs a policeman has handler. or a lawyer. hell, anybody with a brain would suffice. yeah. a brain and thick, thick skin. you know she can get rank when she gets mad. man o' man, i feel for this gal. it's just sad. she won't listen to anyone and she's just not smart enough to know how to handle herself appropriately. tragic to watch.
i'm all for a brit boycott on this site. i saw it mentioned on another comment board, and i think it's a great idea. no more brit for pete's sake. let the girl tank her career, life and children in privacy. it's just like watching a car crash in slo mo'. perverse pleasure. so, ASL, i support ya if you decide 'no more brit'.
Vi says:
Stolidog, you are SO right.
And look at the poor pooch. Dear God Almighty - it's more dead than alive. Please someone take the dog away, NOW. This stupid, disgusting, incompetent and totally insensitive creature is not capable of taking care of anyone or anything.
Logan says:
Oh, no, the meth skin complexion is starting to show.....
anti says:
does anybody know who is the guy driving her car.
Lady Afton says:
What an attention whore! She COULD have someone go to Starbucks for her - She COULD avoid places where the paps regularly hang out - She COULD wear pants.....Meez beginning to think Brit views the paps as her true family.....
Clarisse says:
Hahahahaaaaa!!!
She's drinking "Smart Water"!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
Clarisse says:
Hahahahhahahaha!!!
She's drinking "Smart Water"!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
Applespice says:
I wonder if that's one of her kids shoes?
Applespice says:
Oh- and that's J.R. Rotem driving the car.
margaret says:
Britney is suffering from a mental illness depression and if she isnt treated soon she will in all likelihood injure herself.Im praying for her.
stolidog says:
it's not mental illness, it's meth, coke, oxyconten, weed, valium and vicodin. With all that messing up her brain, where would she find the time for a mental illness?
don't pray too hard for her.
GooseNCran says:
Seriously, I feel bad for this girl. I find it amusing that when she was on stage with the snake or kissing Madonna or the schoolgirl, America loved her. It says a lot about people's character when the same people who put her on that pedistal are taking sadistic pleasure in watching her demise. Life is tough enough without America watching and enjoying watching yours fall apart.
What GooseNCran said says:
Oh hop down from your soap box Silly Goose.
Her "demise" is of her own making, and America would not have to see one second of her break-down if the btch would stay home, clean up and try to be a mom.
hmweis1 says:
The song is definitely catchy, but did she really have anything to do with it? All of her music is so overproduced, because she's completely talentless. *beating dead horse*
Samantha Jones says:
She missed her first visitation with the boys because she was on a meth binge. What a total piece of shit.
amoret says:
can't you all see she is depressed!
changing your environment can make you cope stress.
though she needs real friends!not hangers on
Robba says:
TRAIN WRECK
Sandy says:
BLOATNEY! roflmao.
let's see how many names do we have now?
Britney
Bloatney
Shitney
Clitney
Twatney
any others? I can't think of any right now but man stolidog, BLOATNEY, that's the best!
Suz says:
Depression? Quite possibly BUT someone better intervene whether it be a judge or perhaps her family. This fool is seriously scary and is looking quite psychotic. It appears that she is getting to the point of being sectioned.
NumbFromTheWaistDown says:
Put the gun to your head and pull the trigger already. Stupid bitch.
cheese toast says:
Unfitney
Britard
Greasyfingers
CJ says:
I echo Zan's comment - that poor dog!
CJ says:
i usually don't post comments but I can't stand this anymore - riddle me this...
why won't someone break into her house, confiscate those boots and dispose of them -
with all the money she has why can't she get someone buy groceries and cook for her so she's not out eating Taco Bell (from another story) -
ditto on the StarBucks - I'd read she has a hot and a cold drink waiting for her when she gets up everyday - why do we see her daily dressed in rags fighting the swarm of papas to get to StarBucks? Since the consensus is she loves the attention doesn't she read or view any of this stuff to see how positively horrid she looks in those outfits and those boots. She commented that she looked like a fat pig on the VMA's - that was gorgeous compared to her daily get-ups....ok, I'm done.
Prick Up Your Ears says:
Sandy said:
BLOATNEY! roflmao.
let's see how many names do we have now?
Britney
Bloatney
Shitney
Clitney
Twatney
any others? I can't think of any right now but man stolidog, BLOATNEY, that's the best!
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Somebody on Dlist came up with: UNFITNEY.
Although Bloatney is hilarious!