The smile on her face tells one story, but her legs tell a much different story. First of all, Jessica could have opted to wear pants to avoid this whole debacle--and by debacle, I'm referring to this blog post, of course--which, quite frankly, it looks to me like she should be wearing, mysterious bruises or not. Barring the fact that she looks so ridiculous in such a short blouse, it almost as if she's decided to showcase her strange bruises that are either the result of being beaten for refusing to wipe that ridiculous and inexplicable smile off her face, or if it's simply the result of some uneven tanning. With goofy Jessica Simpson, anything is possible. It could be as simple as pantsless Friday, which is enough to put a smile on anyone's face.
(Splash)
Applespice says:
She probably got them filming her movie
Stephanie says:
I think it's uneven tanning and...is her leg really that sweaty?
Persistent Cat says:
I do martial arts so my legs always look like that. I also wear self-tanner so my legs always look like that. Do you see where I'm going with this?
peachpie says:
omg. i see where you're going with that. Persistant Cat is an alias, isn't it? it's ok. i wouldn't want to admit that i was really jessica simpson either. but as long as you're here... dump yer dad. he's a wackjob, jess. and, uh, put some pants on.
nastybugger says:
I think she's pretty useless, but I will say that despite the marks, whatever they are, her legs look pretty good...very toned.
Persistent Cat says:
But how would that explain the decent spelling and grammar? I bet she writes in IM speak. I hate that.
chatty cricket says:
she looks different but can't put my finger on it......
did she get a nose job?
ickivicki says:
Ow, I know that area of your leg bruises verrrry easily. I know, I have like, 3 of them there right now :( And I don't even know where they came from!
peachpie says:
lol -- somehow i KNOW you are right her speaking and writing in IM speak. i hate it too. my email is grammargirl. IM speak is banned in my household. does that mean jsimp is banned from my household. yes, yes, it does.
vikingwench says:
I was in the service, stationed overseas for 2 years. I would get leave every 6 months or so and come home to my husband and kids. The morning after my first night at home the insides of my legs ALWAYS looked like that. Do you see where I'M going with this? Fierce lovin'.
lynne says:
spray tan application run amuck.