Pamela Anderson Makes Mockery of the Institution of Marriage Once Again

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Yep. She's married once again. Pamela Anderson has married the famous dick from the Paris Hilton sex tape, Rick Salolmon. Can you guess where they got married. Las Vegas, of course.

The pair tied the knot Saturday night in Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel before Anderson's children and members of her family, sources confirm to PEOPLE.

A conventional marriage it wasn't, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson's two magic shows.

Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.

After the nuptials, it was right back to work for Anderson, who made no secret that she had just gotten married. "Hello, I just got married...I did," Anderson said after performing in the second magic show of the night. "I'm distracted. It's a big day. A big day at the office."


This is the third marriage for Pamela Anderson, who is said to be head over heels, in love that is.

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More photos of Pamela Anderson and Hans Klok kicking off the Oktoberfest celebration at Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas are after the jump.

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10 Comments

so she can get married a 100 times, but gay marriage once for love is wrong? Marriage is a joke in the US

They both are sleezy but I heard his laught in an interview and man he is the king of all sleazebags.

October 7, 2007 6:02 PM

They are the same TYPE of people. Pam's had sleaze-bros Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Tommy is notoriously great in the bedroom, and Kid has dated porn stars. Between just those two men, Pam's gotten too much of a good thing and can't refuse it when it comes her way again.

Tommy ruined Pam, of course. They had mind-blowing sex, plus she was young and fell madly in love with him. It was such a powerful combination that she's been trying to find it again ever since. Her dilemma is finding mind-blowing sex with a reasonably good guy -- something that keeps escaping her. She gets tripped up by the sex, but later finds that the guy she thinks she loves is really only good for that one thing. Of course, that alone never sustains a relationship-at least not for the long haul.

October 7, 2007 7:09 PM

So true, J.V! People like her make a mockery of marriage! Are we taking bets on how long this marriage will last? I give it 6 months.

GET OUT THE VALTREX!! PARIS HILTONS' SLOPPY SECONDS!! HOW LOW CAN ANYONE GO, EVEN A SKEEVY SLAG SUCH AS PAMELA?!!!!

October 8, 2007 1:21 PM

I live in Las Vegas, and dammit, wasn't invited to the nuptials. I heard, though, that the sports books are taking bets on how long this marriage will last. Current bets are taking 3 months or less.

October 8, 2007 2:06 PM

well, even tho Kat is screaming at us in all capital letters, i agree with her point. 'skeevy' is exactly the right word for these two. caps; lowercase; still makes my skin crawl. great. now i feel like i need to go wash my hands. with soap. antibacterial soap. alot of it. de-skeevify myself. you get the picture.

honestly... what the hell is going on with her??

October 15, 2007 2:25 PM

Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous "indecent proposal" story was all part of a "publicity stunt". However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.

To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was "true love" between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the "pregnancy" until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. She initially claimed to be "Delighted" and "blessed by fate".

Unfortunately, Rick told the world anyway,(a month earlier than agreed), and they then decided to pretend to be "delierioulsy happy about it." Pam decided to press for a "shot-gun" wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!

Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A "pregnancy" would prevent her from working.

So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a "sleaze ball". She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.

Likely escape plans include;

Another "miscarraige", or the "discovery" that the home pregnancy test produced a "false positive" result,(this part of the plan in now in operation); folowed by a divorce after a few months,(based on Ricks abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another "comeback" in 6 - 8 months.

Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!

The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick's gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.

If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular "slime-ball" existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!

As more details of her "false" pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.

She chose to deny her pregnancy to Robin Leach, as he is a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent elements of her plan will be revealed in a similar manner.

July 2, 2009 5:42 AM

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