You know that's what Cindy's feelin'. Shut your yap, Teri Hatcher. No one's buying! You know wherever she walks, rats die because of all the poison in her mug. Here's a bunch of fame victims gathered together for the 4th annual Hollywood Style awards at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles. These awards celebrate the people behind the scenes who "shape the look of Hollywood". If they were responsible for Ms. Hatcher's frightening visage, they should be on trial for war crimes. Jaime Pressley looks like a mug shot off "The Smoking Gun" but with more Mac. She got pinched for loitering and she's nervous because her best girlfriend Tonya outran the cops and is currently f*cking Jamie's boyfriend behind the Rollerdome. Jamie's gonna have to cut her when she gets bailed out. Pete Wentz is so womanly he's almost a tampon. And why do I have the cheese in me to want to snuggle with Brett Ratner? You know he's one of those odious coked up Hollywood bottom feeder types, but still - bears do it for me. Mondays obviously suck because this is the meanest post I've written in a long time. Wow. I'd go back and delete but Monday is Jealous Venom Day!
More photos of the celebrities (Cindy Crawford, Randy Gerber, Teri Hatcher, Jamie Pressly, Vanessa Minnillio, Pete Wentz, Kimberly Kardashian, Emmy Rossum, Brent Ratner, Maria Menounos, David Duchovney, Ricardo Chavira, Becki Newton, Michael Urie) from the 4th Annual Hollywood Style Awards are after the jump.
stolidog says:
amazing:
Pete Wentz is so womanly he's almost a tampon.
and so odious.
jimi says:
Cindy vs Teri? Not even close. Not even in the same galaxy. Cindy's hot. Teri is about as attractive as a bowl of day old oatmeal . . . with raisins.