Angie Hates Clooney

*whips popcorn out of the microwave; grabs some juice; waits for the show to begin*

Angelina doesn't have many friends of her own (if any - Marianne Pearl would most likely be the closest thing she's got a girlfriend) so she can't understand the bond - even if it's just casual. Probably why she doesn't place importance on Maddox building friendships.

I just love how they complain/whine/sniffle about the people outside the school - yet they do nothing to change their routine to change the congestion. I wonder how long the other parents are going to be patient.

Husband? wrong.

Ohhh, J Harvey......
Why'd you go and do that? Now you gonna have Brangeloonies rising from their slumber ready to pounce, clogging up your post with indignations and sending you nastygrams. You dare insult the QUEEN! Tsk, Tsk. Take cover luv, I hear them coming.

Can someone explain the "outhouse door swinging the other way" bit...sorry lost me there...George is bi? a swinger?

"Dem bones
Dem bones
Dem dry bones
Dem dry, dry bones."

Angelina Jolie seems like someone that most other people don't like. Only a really weak person would want to latch onto her. Enter Brad.

Brad's in so deep now, it'll be interesting to see how he'll finally detach himself from Angelina's clutches. Stay tuned.

someone please get her new shoes. maybe if she moves out of her $100,000 a month apartment and stops taking unnecessary helicopter rides she can get herself a new wardrobe. and an appointment with the colorist.

none of these so-called parents causing a ruckus at the lycée to ogle angelina look like parents to me. they look like nannies and fans. upper east side parents at that school probably have towncars and drivers picking up their kids and could not be bothered with this attention whore.

While Angelina might feel that "casual friendships with other celebrities are an unnecessary distraction from the important things in life", fortunately, she's not the boss. Each person, individually, has to figure out what the "important things" are for themselves. If this is true, there's nothing wrong with her giving feedback, and there's nothing wrong with her sticking to her own moral code, but trying to control Brad's behavior shows a lot of insecurity on her part, and it's eventually going to blow up in her face.

Look at her smiling at all the commotion she is causing...she loves that attention!

I agree with J., she looks as though she is a daily blood donor or something, good grief could she get any paler or skinnier and still be upright?

...and marni, the outhouse door thing, you're on the right track.

jen, perfectly stated. she has NO friends. you NEVER see her, socially, with anyone except Brad or the kids. I think it's because any woman would see her as a threat/competition (gee, I wonder why?!).

unfortunately, brad is (seemingly) the complete opposite. he LIKES having friends and hanging out with them. eventually, this pretty major difference in life philosophies will affect their relationship, if it hasn't already. Personally, I think Brad didn't know what he was getting himself into when he got involved with her.

And this is not the first story I've heard about George and Angie not liking each other.

I personally wouldn't see her as a threat since I don't think she's attractive unless she's been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that'll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

George and angie don't like each other because they both have sex with brad...isn't it obvious?

I personally wouldn't see her as a threat since I don't think she's attractive unless she's been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that'll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

Brad Pitt is truly talented as an actor and I don't get what he sees in Angelina. I think her heart is in the right place with less acting (please, God let her just retire - she is the WORST) and turning towards humanitarian work. It just seems to me that she shortchanges herself as mother because she's so damn preoccupied with acquiring more kids. The sad reality is, you can't save them all, which kills to admit. She should concern herself more with trying to encourage others to adopt, rather than trying to adopt every single orphan in the world herself.

I personally wouldn't see her as a threat since I don't think she's attractive unless she's been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that'll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

I personally wouldn't see her as a threat since I don't think she's attractive unless she's been made up. With that said, T-Bone I totally agree with you, and I get a little excited when just thinking of them breaking up and that trash being on her own. But, that'll mean Brad will just have to find someone else to tell him what to do.

Brad Pitt is truly talented as an actor and I don't get what he sees in Angelina. I think her heart is in the right place with less acting (please, God let her just retire - she is the WORST) and turning towards humanitarian work. It just seems to me that she shortchanges herself as mother because she's so damn preoccupied with acquiring more kids. The sad reality is, you can't save them all, which kills to admit. She should concern herself more with trying to encourage others to adopt, rather than trying to adopt every single orphan in the world herself.

Why doesn't she just use her broomstick to arrive and collect Maddox ? That way, she'd be doing her bit for the environment and avoid the media frenzy. She could just swoop down onto the pavement and swoop off again, quick as lighting.

*Cackles madly*

Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self---even in his 40's.

Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed/altered himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self---even in his 40's.

Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed/altered himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self---even in his 40's.

Angelina is a total control freak and Brad is a complete wuss. Okay, I realise this is not new info. It seems like Brad has always changed/altered himself to fit with whomever he is with at the time. Wierd, he seems to have no sense of self---even in his 40's.

Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating multiple posts? Where's my garlic? Or is it parsley that works??

Zekers:thx for for the hint though if it is the bi option ,I am a little disappointed..?( maybe disconcerted is a better word) though not as disappointed as when I saw Viggo M. plant a full-on -smacker kiss on David Croenberg at the Toronto Film Festival screening of Alatriste..sigh...that took some mental "adjustment"---lol...

Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating multiple posts? Where's my garlic? Or is it parsley that works??

Sorry about that, I did not realise that I posted four times.

Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating repeat posts? Where's my garlic? Be gone with you!

At least she won't have to spend a fortune on a Halloween costume at the end of the month.

Has Angie cast a spell on this blog, creating repeat posts? Where's my garlic? Be gone with you!

At least she won't have to spend a fortune on a Halloween costume at the end of the month.

I' ve been possessed!!!Help!!!!

I love that someone pegged angietothemax as Angelina's publicist and she disappeared. How humiliating for all of them!

In that first photo of Angelina she reminds me of a Black Widow Spider...seriously! Those long , skinny arms and legs, that HUGE head, much larger than Brads.....ewwwwwwww. Once a skank , forever a skank. You really messed up your life Brad PittY

It's Maddox. He's a boy wizard and he's forcing you all to multiple post because he hates his evil adoptive mother and wants to read nasty things about her over and over.

........Double, double, toil and trouble..............

*stirring cauldron*

What? People can't do things apart? Give me a break.

If she went, it would be "she won't let him be alone with george", if she doesn't go its all "she hates george"

The pitt family sure has a lot of loose lipped insiders. :)

Ohhhh, leave angietothemax alone. She isn't one of the warped, rabid Jolie fans that swoop in here from time to time, she's just a fan. If you'd read her posts you would realize that she's a pretty intelligent, reasonable person. I can almost guarantee that she does not work for Jolie...though I bet she'd love to!

Ooo, that girl needs a double double quick!!!

And a large fry pronto!

I didn't have read this on this site to know this is true. Brad and Angelina have been together for a few years and you never see photos of all of them hanging out with "Uncle George." I knew there had to be tension, and it makes perfect sense:

George is a ladykiller. He has no problem finding women, but he loves em and dumps em. He never wants to get married and doesn't want children. He breaks hearts and though he's charming, fun and likeable, I think that deep down he has a darker side. He's somewhat cold-hearted when it comes to loving women. He doesn't fully give of himself. He's self-centered.

Angelina is like Georgie in that she has power over men, but she does not love em and leave em. Her relationships mean something to her. She generally stays in touch with her exes. She also loves children.

A man like George Clooney is exactly the type of man Angelina would detest. He is probably like Jon Voight - not a great character, not much integrity and a bad influence on Brad Pitt. He's a man that a woman could not depend on and that's why he wants no ties to anyone.

It's only natural that Angelina would not like George.

Zekers - we're going to have to put back up the scarecrows. A few loons have swooped down. Harvest time, you know. Sigh.

Duh, George is not a ladykiller, he's a lady avoider. He's doing Brad, and Angie get's a little testie about it once in a while. Who wouldn't?

She looks like a bobble headed scarecrow. How can anyone truly think shes beautiful?

I don't know, duh. I agree with what you're saying about Angelina and George being somewhat alike (both somewhat pompous), but I question whether Angelina's relationships mean that much to her. She seems to want to control and to have everything go her way. If it doesn't go that way, she seems to leave.

First off, I'm not a lover or a hater.

I gotta say, I wouldn't let my husband hang out with George. I don't put my foot down with my husband, let him go out when he wants (works both ways) but there have been a few friends in his past that I have NOT liked him hanging out with. One was the guy that constantly cheated on his girlfriend, the other was the forever single guy that loved to party and pick up women. George is the guy that you know your husband is going to go out with and probably come back two days later reeking of booze and sin.

That said, I'd like to be George's sin.

Interesting perspective, Persistent Cat, and I know exactly what you're saying. You'd prefer that your husband not go out with those two guys, and that's totally understandable. But would you demand it??? And if you did demand it, what would happen? I'm just curious.

Wasn't George close to Jen? I think I remember the whol Oceans cast and Jen hanging out and Jen and Julia becoming close from it. It is hard to come into a relationship when the friends still like the ex.

It's a tough call. Oddly enough, the cheater's name was George and I left enough hints. My husband got sick of him because he was a pig. But the partier, eek, he's dangerous. But I wouldn't demand it because I don't do that. I don't want to be told what to do.

She does seem like she's a whole lot of no fun. What with the not eating and whatnot.

Angieskank's world is going to come tumbling down one day soon only if Brad finds his b___s and has the backbone to stand up to this vampiress, it looks doubtful folks, she has tied his leash next to a yard full of kids he wants to play with!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat. Mangie's teaching her children that friendships aren't important. What a cunt.

She's jealous of George C more than likely. He looks like a charmer, intelligent, and fun to be around. Brad is probably easily led astray by him, being the type he is. I'm sure Angelina HATES that. She wants to be the one in control or else she feels out of control.

I agree with the 'whole lot of no fun' Persistant Cat. She looks like she has no sense of humour, whereas JA does. She's too earnest and self righteous and self important.

Yeah - I think the controlling thing is going to be her demise. It's one thing to say "George is a guy who has no respect for women and I'd prefer that he not be around a whole lot", and another thing to forbid it or make it really hard on Brad if he wants to see his friend. The latter says more about her own insecurity. The story says she "discourages it". That doesn't give us much to go on. I guess time will tell.

Does Angie have rickets or something???

wazzup with those knees !

Let's see if celebrities and their publicists really try to deflect negative comments through publicity.

I predict, especially if this story has legs-meaning it lasts a while, that we will see Angelina, Brad, George and George's temp on the red carpet or having dinner at one of the paparrazzi's favorite hangout to make sure they get the picture. George will be holding his temp's hand while hugging Angelina on the other side. Or, they will all be hanging out at George's place in Lake Como with the kids running aroung on the patio.

This wouldn't surprise me at all.

Awww. I missed all the fun. Angie grew up as an outsider so she never had a lot of girlfriends growing up.

I can't believe you people are actually believing a story from a tabloid!!! I can't believe J. Harvey even printed this story from a tabloid. Must be a very slow news day in the celeb world.

I know Angelina is hated by all of you but really . . . give the woman a break. What if she doesn't like George Clooney. Big deal. Brad was at the premiere of George's movie and he and George do hang out together, they make movies together. So, obviously Angelina doesn't care or if she does care Brad pays no attention to her. And how is Angie not liking one (or more) of Brad's friends going to make a difference in her relationship with Brad? That's just psychological mumbo jumbo from people who have no idea what's really going on in these peoples' lives.

Also, how do any of you know how many friends Angelina Jolie has or does not have? I'm just curious. You say you've "never" seen her with a "friend." Well, how cleaver of you to deduce from never having seen a picture of Angelina with another woman that she has "no friends."

It's her Halloween costume. Geeeeeeez Angie, wha happened?

I still believe Angelina's relationships mean a lot to her because she is very "selective" about the men she gets involved with. If you notice, Angelina won't seriously date a George Clooney type because she wouldn't be able to control him. He is as aloof as she is.

Angelina gets involved with men who fall weakly under her spell. Period. She flirts and works her magic until a man really wants her and pursues her. She IS controlling, like some have said, and as far as I can tell, controlling people are insecure and afraid to lose control.

Remember how cool Angelna was with Brad Pitt in the beginning? She probably drove him nuts. They wouldn't touch each other in public, but they were getting it on behind closed doors. I could clearly see Brad's passion for Angelina in photos. That was the time when their sexual chemistry was high and a grinning Brad publicly called Jolie a "firecracker."

George Clooney would be good for a fine lay, but that's about it. George would never let a woman like Jolie control him. That's why she can't stand him.

She may be beautiful with good intentions, but you cannot erase all of her strange behavior from her past. So let me get this straight, she is sexually confused, doesn't like to be touched or like any kind of affection, she really has no friends other than her creepy brother (we won't go into that one because I want to eat dinner tonight), she cannot stay in one place for more than a week, practically despises the country in which she was born, only recently even started holding her own biological child, refuses to have anything to do with her father for calling her out on her strange behavior...Am I missing something here...she is not a CATCH by any means. She is so unbalanced in so many aspects of her life I find it hard to take anything she does or says whether it be philanthrophic in nature or personal advice. Like Britney, this woman has serious deep dark issues that remain unresolved. That is the root of her unhappiness. As beautiful as she is, I wouldn't go anywhere near the woman.

I think the rule of thumb has to be that if you are going to write more than 50 words in a comment, you are obsessed, fyi.

Wow, I am surprised by you all, everyone has issues and hers may be "deep and dark". Everyone has a mind and the right to use it how they see fit, or not.

I still love Angelina Jolie

Woah, look at how gigantic her hands are in the first pic. Creepy!

I agree. Being a working mom, there is just NO time ( or just very little time) to go out with female friends. When I finish working, I rush home to the children.

Do Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Julia Roberts ,Reese Witherspoon need to have female friends in order to hold pity parties, to consult friends for the tiniest detail, or to chant to the ocean?

These actresses dont need a female friend's shoulder to cry on. These people have boyfriends, husband etc.

As for those Jen fans who bragged about Jen's female friends., of course, Jen needs them to hold pity parties. Jen needs them to chant to the ocean. Jen needs them to consult for the tinest detail.

to the person who talked about Angie's past

Yourlogic of referencing Angies thoughts/actions and growing pains 10 years ago holds no water . You were once a teenager .. are you going to be known as one forever ? you were once wearing diapers .. are you going to be known as a diaper wearing woman forever ? you were once a smoker but quit years ago ... are you going to be known as a smoker today ? Everyone has a past and everyone learn, grown and mature from the life lessons.

Unless, she is currently smoking, doing coke, tanning, talking without action, lying, obsessively harming herself through botox and plastic surgery then you can call her out on it .

........But instead Angelina has taken on greater roles since 2001, she's avail herself to UNCHR, supporting numerous causes helping the world in her own little ways, took up responsibility to be a mother and now a proud mom to 3 beautiful children. These actions can only be associated with one who is compassionate, responsible , nuturing and loving .

Some of you haters continue to twist every action of Angelina...

.. the reality is that you all have it mixed up with someone else who we all know is Brad's X .. one who is still living her life like she has been 10 years ago - not taking responsibility, not maturing , nothing changed .. not her looks, not her hair, not her brain and whatever actions that are associated with her ...she (Jen) continues to live in the dellusional past . Tha is what I call scary and mentally unstable.

This is from the tabloid Star or In Touch or Lies & Weekly. How true can this be?

I dont buy this comment from this board.

Anytime you see those words, a friend, insider, pal, sources, it means NONEXISTENT. It means fabrication.

When at Cannes a reporter asked George if Brad and Angerlina was going to stop off at his home in Italy and he said "Ah hmm...no my house is not really kid proof."
Then the next week George has Matt,wife, and his family over for a week and Matt has children.
Go figure Angerloonies!

sounds like BS

Okay I had to laugh at the person sayign Jen only has friends because she needs a pity party. What a joke. Did you get lost on your way to JustJared? I think if Holie doens't like George or whatever, it's because he likes decent people like Jennifer and not skanks like Holie. And to say his house isn't childproof seems like just a way to keep her from being there. Why let anyone with a black soul enter your home. He's smarter than that.

Oh please. I'm sure George and Angie get along. They were very friendly with each other as the O13 premiere giving each other kisses on the cheek and laughing. If not so what like anyone here never liked a friend of your boyfriend/husband. Brad has his prorities straight and I think that's all that matters to Angie. It just doesn't make sense that Angie can still be friends with all her exes and Brad be cool with it but she doesn't like George. The story is garbage. And so what about her past people grow. Look at Johnny Depp he cut himself when he was a teenager, did drugs, and is basically weird all around. (love him though) He's now a father, a husband, and wouldn't dream of raising his children in America. People grow.

stolidog- you make me laugh!

skinny whore!

In an interview earlier this year,in Parade I believe, George talked about working with Angie on a movie. He invited her to come to his place in Italy when the film wrapped. He said he got a call from her a few months later saying she was coming with two kids, two nannies and a boyfriend. George said she was one of the few people he's invited that took him up on his invite. Doesn't sound like they do not get along!

the media is spinning this. I don't believe her not going to the premiere means she dislikes George Clooney or vice versa. If anything, I can see her being one of the guys -

Than why do Maddox called him uncle George and love when George dose mr.crab voice. Fom sponge Bob square pants? So cute!