Here's Pamela Anderson earning money the only way she knows how. Bent over a chainlink fence. Anyway, reports are now saying that the reason why she got hitched so quickly is because she's knocked up with
"Scum"'s child. I wouldn't have figured her for the traditional type, or for worrying whether her kid is a bastard or not. Her priorities are crazy.
Pamela Anderson is two months pregnant with new husband Rick Salomon's baby, according to new reports.Anderson, who wed Paris Hilton's ex in Las Vegas on Saturday, has been keen to keep the news secret after suffering a reported miscarriage last year with ex-husband Kid Rock, but friends insist she's with child.
Pam and her boobies supposedly learned they were pregnant on Sep. 29, which is the same day that her and "Scum" (hey, she calls him that, I didn't make it up) applied for their marriage license. Here's my favorite quote from these reports:
"Pam says that after all these years of looking, the right one was right there beside her the whole time."She slept with him to pay off a gambling debt! Doesn't that make him like, her rapist or something? What?!?!
(Flynet)
stolidog says:
It makes me warm and fuzzy to think that this impending baby is the result of a gambling whore having to repay her debt by f*ing the man who she owed the money too, who happens to be famous for f*ing herp infested paris hilton, on film.
This baby's got a great pedigree. I hope it's a boy so it can grow up and mary Anna Nicole Smith's little girl.
Toynby says:
...HOLY F**KING SHIT...
I CAN NOT stop laughing at Stolidogs comment..oh my god.. owned.
Partially Pregnant says:
If the reports are true that Rick Salamander did knock up Pamela and she is two months pregnant,
then Rick did to Pamela what Pamela did to her Hollywood career!
Meanwhile, PETA has to be very proud of her trainwreck of a social life!
peachpie says:
STOLI!
that, dear sir, is perhaps the funniest post i've EVER read on ASL. hats off to you!
my officemates think i'm insane, but i don't care. what a great laugh! thanks man!!!
Lauri says:
Is it just me, or is she starting to resemble a prison-era James Brown?