Here's Beyonce introducing her own phone. It's called "The B'Phone" and it's exclusively from Sprint. You'll be able to pick one up at Wal-Mart. The phone will have "exclusive Beyonce content" including song and video clips and a clip of her singing when she was ten. Beyonce told press that she "wanted to let people get a feel for who I really am," and that "it's only on this phone that you can get so close to my life." For f*ck's sake, you're such a prostitute. What else can you shill? Howabout you bottle some sweat and sell it at Target? She's got a phone, Jessica Simpson is selling rat hair, 50 Cent is making millions off selling tap water. Do these people have gigantic drug habits? How much money do you need? I kinda like the dress, though.
The diva herself showed up late, but here's the real fun: her PR people actually told the press which questions to ask and when!Beyonce also said she'll be taking the phone on tour to India and China, which was an unusually astute technical comment. Sprint's CDMA phones don't roam to a lot of countries, but they *do* work in India and China.
At least the bitch read ONE piece of paper concerning what she was selling. I am so over this. Unless Britney unleashes her own line for Lil' Debbie. I'm all over that one like white on rice.
(WENN)
peachpie says:
so, uh, at the risk of being mocked... what about the phone? cuz i need a new phone, and i'm a sprint-er, and well, you know, if it will make me look like miss b then i want one. stat.
2 Old 4 This says:
mmmmmmm
Lil' Debbies..........
Britney says:
Wash 'em down with Cheetos
stolidog says:
I think you probably could have just stopped with "Celebrities will whore" in your title.
Camille says:
Does she have fake breasts? Because there is a piece of plastic coming out of her right one.... hi hi hi!!! I have the same one at home, only for special events.... eh eh he!
green cardigan says:
Camille- I think that's the antenna for the phone actually.
jill says:
of course it works in India, so your calls to tech support will go through...
does it come with Jay-Z's # in the contact list?
gonzogirl says:
The plastic Camille noted is that tape celebchicks use to keep their attire in place and avoid wardrobe malfunctions. Nice that her dress either came undone, or no one was looking closely at her before she got up to ho herself out over that phone...
Persistent Cat says:
But seriously, how pretty is her hair. Weave or not,it's just so pretty. So is she. I kind of hate myself right now but I can never really bring myself to make fun of her (and I made fun of Bindi Irwin on another blog today) because her hair is always so pretty, she's not razor thing and she's got a bit of a lazy eye. She's not perfect, just heavily made up and that keeps my self-esteem from plummeting. And that's all I ask.
LG says:
I think the plastic you see is the pasties you were to cover and uplift your breast so, that you don't see a bra line in snug clothes made of slinky fabric. She needed some tape to keep her dress from opening and revealing that. Also, did anyone else notice the two stains on her dress? What is up with her wardrobe people? Have an extra outfit to switch it up in an emergency right before the photo-op. Since she was already late they could have taken an extra minute to give her the once over before she hit the stage. Flashbulbs bring everything to light.
paula says:
I've been SO over Beyonce for the last two years. I'm tired of her "everything sounds the same" music. I'm tired of her seeing her face hawking everything from perfume to hot dogs.
She is over-exposed. And, like the Energizer bunny, someone needs to hide her batteries and give her a rest.
kak says:
Ewww...you can see her double sided tape. Yummy...
Miss Brown Eyes says:
I just spewed water into my work computer, J... thanks!!! Jessica Simpson's rat hair... I love it! I want whatever you're drinking!!!!
Miss Brown Eyes says:
I just spewed water into my work computer, J... thanks!!! Jessica Simpson's rat hair... I love it! I want whatever you're drinking!!!! You need to start shilling the "essences of J" one-liners!