Has Anyone Even Heard JLO's New Album?

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Where the heck were these pictures taken? They look so random, with JLO wandering around in what looks like a wet, black alley somewhere dressed like a dominatrix Mary Poppins. Also, her smile seems very apologetic these days in my opinion. Is it because her album is getting such a lukewarm response from her fans? Perhaps. Critical reviews of Jennifer's album, "Brave," have been describing it as mediocre. A FOX News article describes the single of the same name as "pretty much just a large reworking of a mid-'70s soul hit, "Do Til You're Satisfied," by B.T. Express," and continues by saying:

The rest of the album is similarly concocted from pre-existing beats and samples. It's harmless dance music, with Lopez's strident lead vocals mixed carefully with background singers and processing. Let's put it this way: she won't be singing the national anthem at any ball parks any time soon.
And whether or not you agree with that assessment, album sales don't lie, with Jennifer's appearance on "Good Morning America" earlier in the week apparently doing little to spark interest in the album, which has suffered from meager sales, both in stores and on the Internet. Honestly, I didn't even really notice that she'd released it yet. I'm much more interested in these pictures of her with Marc Anthony under umbrellas. They look like the tiniest people ever. I can't wait to see their mini-babies. More photos of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony from the "Brave" release party are after the jump.

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12 Comments

that is so wierd that they have people holding umbrellas for them. you mean they cant hold their own umbrella.

October 11, 2007 10:46 AM

why the f*ck do celebs wear sunglasses at night?...IN THE RAIN?

don't they realize how ridic they look? in this case, even moreso than usual.

I bought the album today and I really like it!

GROSS !!! Someone should tell that Marc Antony TWIT that the unbuttoned shirt down to the navel is sooooo CHEEZY ! As well, the Cheeze factor triples when you have nothing to show off and your wife looks more masculine then you do. Question ? Do you think he's a Manorexic ? WTF is wrong with JLo ?????

October 11, 2007 12:29 PM

Who buys her albums? Except James (hi James). I mean, she has put out some GREAT dance songs (Get Right is still fun) but a whole entire album of just her voice? I don't think I could take that.

October 11, 2007 12:48 PM

eh, i just think jlo has other stuff on her mind and doesn't really give a rip about album sales. and i say, good for her.

October 11, 2007 2:34 PM

Skeletor looks like he'd blow away in a stiff breeze. The exposed concave chest, minus chest hair or muscle, protruding bones covered up with shiney medallions is enough to make me feel faint and not in a good way.

October 11, 2007 2:51 PM

In that top pic, she looks like the cafateria lady from my elementary school after she found some shiny hoop earings at K Mart and decided to use a pic pen to draw eyelashes directly onto her face.

October 11, 2007 2:53 PM

"green cardigan said:
Skeletor looks like he'd blow away in a stiff breeze."

LMAO

October 11, 2007 3:12 PM

Eeew...he just looks greasey, sleazy and vile! I guess they have a 'fan base' somewhere, but I can't imagine who it might be.

October 11, 2007 3:33 PM

Why the fuk does JLo insist on wearing thoes damn fake eyelashes that pratically touch her eyebrows?!?! It's soooo unnatural looking!!!

to tell u guys i didnt have any idea bout her new album.a friend of mine told me bought it for me and gave it to me as a present.so i just listened to it and i was shocked cause it was realy great album and all the songs were up-temo and danceable so i went to store and bought another for me lol .i wanted to say dont judge the album before listnin to it!

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