Golddigger extraordinaire Heather Mills is currently behind locked doors with Paul McCartney in a British court room, hammering out the details of what could possible be the most costly divorce deal in British history. Bitch is looking for some scone money!
Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills met in court today as their lawyers tried to hammer out potentially the most costly divorce deal in British legal history.Ms Mills, 39, appeared close to a record £50million share of his £825million fortune. They parted in May last year after four years of marriage .
To ensure secrecy in Court 16 on the sixth floor of the Royal Courts of Justice in Holborn, the spyhole on the door was covered from the inside.
Heather (literally) rolled up in a wheelchair because her leg was in the shop or something. What a transparent attempt to garner sympathy. Why didn't she just slide along the aisle, pulling herself with her arms and dressed in rags? She is so suspect. Paul McCartney is a dumbass for letting this bim anywhere near his bank account. But old guys like younger blondes bouncing atop them. If there's even a question of if she's just with you for your money, the answer is usually "affirmative", pinhead. PRE-NUP!
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green cardigan says:
He'll still have 775 million pounds sterling left , so he won't be going hungry.
Sir Paul is rumoured to be an almighty tight wad. Cuts out butter tokens, things like that.
sasha says:
WHo cares how cheap he is. Sh got used to a lifestyle from like 5 years of amrriage, its his money, earned before she had her legs spread for cash.
Darth Paul says:
F*ck gold- she's a platinum digger.
green cardigan says:
Well, he's not senile. He went into the marriage with his eyes open. They have a child together. It'll be her that rears the sprog, not him. What is he? 65 years old? She'll be around (with all her marbles) for longer. So, she's entitled to a fair share.
50 million is peanuts to Macca with the amount of money he has.
really. says:
these posts have got to be written by j harvey. "bim" and "pinhead" are his words!
silvarga says:
ummm, What?
anon says:
"Heather (literally) rolled up in a wheelchair because her leg was in the shop or something. What a transparent attempt to garner sympathy. Why didn't she just slide along the aisle, pulling herself with her arms and dressed in rags?"
OMG! That is funniest sh!t I have heard in a long, long time! HAHahahaha! I LOVE this place!
Persistent Cat says:
Kudos to her. He was too stupid to have a prenup, she had his kid. She's entitled. She was with him for how long? A few years. What's his yearly income? She's entitled to half.
steven says:
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Heather (literally) rolled up in a wheelchair because her leg was in the shop or something"
DAMN YOU LISA! DAMN YOU!
T-Bone says:
Heather Mills is a sociopathic gold-digger. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Having said that, Sir Paul is a big fool for not getting a pre-nup and for marrying a woman that the world (including his own children) told him not to marry.
stolidog says:
Wow, she's just a hop, skip and a jump away from mega-millions!
Applespice says:
I just do not understand why the hell he entered into this without a pre-nup. If he loses money- it's his own stupidity.
Bird says:
"Why didn't she just slide along the aisle, pulling herself with her arms and dressed in rags?"
Ohhh, man. I agree with the others. That made me laugh soooo hard. Way to go, Lisa.
nastybugger says:
while I agree COMPLETELY that Paul has no one to blame but himself for this, I sort of understand why he went with no pre-nup.
Paul's previous marriage was truly "one for the ages". other than the ONE night he spent in jail for pot possession, he and Linda never spent the night apart from each other. I think he was so desperate to get that kind of love and marriage again that he let his desperation overrule his sensible side, and it led him to dismiss what his friends and family warned him about.
However, I do NOT agree that she should get half...certainly she's entitled to something, as she will be the primary care-giver (if you don't count the nannies) to his child. But it's not like she was with him for all the time when he was making that money. He had most of it before he met her. Take a percentage of what he made while they were together, give that to her, and put the millions in a trust, that she can't touch, for their child when she's older.
Persistent Cat says:
Sorry, I meant to say she's entitled to half of what he earned while they were together.
I'm freely going to admit it and so should all of you. If you managed to score a brazillionaire and he/she didn't make you sign a pre-nup and it ended, you'd all be going after the scratch.
T-Bone says:
Yeah, but I wouldn't have gone after him in the first place, because he looks like a turtle.
DiamondSal says:
Great ruling for a hypocrite lifted up by his fake honorship. Sir Paul married then mistreated her and wanted the divorce.. Lady Heather just wasn't good enough for the likes of him! Now she is almost as rich as him and he can go poof!
DiamondSal says:
Before she died Linda told friends and partners privately she hated Paul as he was abusive and mean to her, disliking her being ill and not doing things with him, so she was considering divoring him as her cancer got worse and she needed peace and quiet. Great ruling for a hypocrite lifted up by his fake royal honorship for making a lot of money and bringing credit to The British. Sir Paul married then mistreated the next lady he married, she told him not to smoke pot and do drugs, hang around all hours with his old addicted friends ..and waaaaaah NOW HE wanted the divorce.. Lady Heather just wasn't good enough for the likes of him! Now she is almost as rich as him and he can go poof!
stolidog says:
I take it DiamondSal is Stella McCartney.
stolidog says:
you know, ignore that last comment, i got it all wrong.
it should read:
I take it DiamondSal is Heather Mills.
I get all these fame whores mixed up sometimes. Sorry.
green cardigan says:
I read that Macca ran around the mansion once, during one of his weed fueled tizzys, waving Hop Along's leg around.
Actually, maybe I just made that up.
Peg Leg: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Bird says:
Wait, J. wrote this? Okay, well, kudos to you then. My bad.
ZeldaF
"Lady Heather Mills"??? HA HA HA!!! That just made me laugh!!! That bitch is no lady. I can't imagine where DiamondSal is getting those factoids that she's spouting, but I dare say they can't be true. None of it has EVER been said before, why after decades of a blissful marriage to Linda is that spouting up now? Because it's vicious gossip and just not true. I've loved Paul McCartney since I was a little girl, the wine & roses days of The Beattles. Ticket to Ride, Fool on the Hill. Damn that Heather Mills for making him unhappy. Ok, he should have been smart enough to have a prenup; didn't they have a huge, blowout fight just days before tying the knot?
Persistent Cat says:
ZeldaF wrote, "didn't they have a huge, blowout fight just days before tying the knot?"
Who didn't have a huge-ass fight right before the wedding? The stress of a wedding is usually when you want to kill each other the most.
ZeldaF
Cat: I seem to remember him snatching the engagement ring off her finger & throwing it out the window of the hotel where they were staying... then the bodyguards had to rummage around in the weeds & find it... And he married the woman anyway!!! God, he should have listened to his gut THAT night & walked away. She's a user / social climber. Too bad he wasn't realistic about it. He has the same birthday as mine, June 18 (he's quite a bit older) but we're gemini, romantic dreamers. Sorry his naiive romanticism came back & bit him in the butt. Shoulda, coulda, shoulda, "had that pre nup!!" I'd like a chance to make him happy. Except I need a good, medium rare steak now & then....
karen says:
J. Harvey, you are hysterical! "Why didn't she just slide along the aisle, pulling herself with her arms and dressed in rags?"
You and Lisa make this the best blogsite.
susiekoko says:
I am just feel badly for the pitiful chirldren Beatrice and the old rich guy Paul. I have a little piece of suggestion, after the unhappy divorce, go to richromances.com where many old rich/successful men are happy and find his new/true love. Paul, go to richromances and take a chance. I hope it can work well for you!