Britney Spears Goes After Perez Hilton

Jezus christ, how can this poor woman drive anywhere w/ all thoes damn paparazzi??? Did she just buy that car? Cuz don't you need a front license plate in CA?

She can fill each little pumpkin with cheetos thus providing herself with regular tasty little snacks as she drives.

I reckon she'd get about 5 cheetos in each one.

Gimme More, crunch munch!

you now, now that I'm here, aren't those pumpkins pretty much the same colour as J Lo's face lately?

Wouldn't it be AWESOME if her and Perez deathmatched? Is there such a thing as hog fights? Y'know, like dog or cock fights? They'd both make excellent contestants.

I think a wrestling match between Perez Hilton and Brit Brit would be entertaining. But not mud wrestling, it would be cheeto wrestling.

I'm still team Brit Brit but I'm tired of all the dreary stories about her troubles.

Hmmm a deathmatch between Perez and Brit would be intresting...It's tough to say who would win because I would want them both to lose

About time someone sued Perez's dumb ass.

Darth Paul-- you just made me laugh so hard with your deathmatch comment.

There is a rodeo sport called hog-tying (sp?). Maybe they could chase each other around and the first one to tie the other up wins. Or maybe it's baby calves? Either way, perfect for these two. (I do not condone chasing and tying up baby calves, only Britneys and Perezes)

Who the fuck are you? Seriously. I stumbled on this site. Blogging about another more popular blogger is kind of sad.

Angel, this site is wayyyy better than Perez's... funnier too. If you don't like it, just go away and go read a site you do enjoy.

Shasta- Calf roping is what you're thinking of I believe (I live in a redneck state- it's a big sport here...lol)

Angel, this site is wayyyy better than Perez's... funnier too. If you don't like it, just go away and go read a site you do enjoy.

Shasta- Calf roping is what you're thinking of I believe (I live in a redneck state- it's a big sport here...lol)

Furthermore Angel, if you read the story it is not so much about Perez's blog as it is the fact that he is being sued by Britney's camp. Making it celebrity gossip.

I don't know about you, but I find it rather reasonable that their is an article about celebrity gossip on a celebrity gossip website. Amazing how well that goes together, isn't it? Celebrity gossip on a celebrity gossip website... wow.. I'm astounded. Who would have thought to put the two of them together?

*eye roll*

Ah, yes, calf-roping. Thanks!

Perez is disgusting.

I'm not a Brit fan, and I'm certainly not a Paris Hilton fan, but that idiot and his penises is past obnoxious.

AND while I'm at it, the fact that is busy as a little beaver (bwaaahahaha!) trying to "out" everyone just shows that he has some freaky issues of his own.

Perez is just flat-out nasty.

applespice, methinks that "angel" is really perez.

nastyb- I think you may be right!

green cardigan-laughing about the little dashboard Cheeto pumpkins! I can picture that!

Omg - spit my coffee out this morning reading the comments. Yous peoples are some sick twists. I love it here.

TMZ is reporting that Brit was a total shithead in court last night. Why, praytell, then, would the judge give her an overnight? You see what's wrong with this picture? We reward bad behavior.

And just when I thought I might want to marry the judge. Asshat. Figures.

zekers, who else would give a shit that this blog is blogging about other bloggers? certainly not the regulars...

and the "more popular blogger" is kind of telling. perez may get more hits and be more publicized (due to his legal problems...) but "more popular"?...uh..........NO.

flatbellydance, I just read that post, too. sounds like brit isn't the "nice girl with a good heart" that her fans think she is. sounds more like a spoiled, narcissistic brat.

The judge must have had good reason to give Britney added time with her kids or it wouldn't have happened.

And good for Brit's camp for suing someone like Perez. That guy is the truly the leech of the land. Sorry Perez -- I mean Angel.

I'm hearing a lot of conflicting reports regarding her behavior in the courtroom yesterday... I'm not sure which is the truth.

Interestingly enough, one of the articles on yahoo quoted the judge as saying 'You may leave your sunglasses on, I understand you have a medical condition'.

First thing that popped in my head is methadone treatment... (dialated pupils). I couldn't think of anything else???

applespice, it was reported yesterday that she, Kfed and the boys all have pinkeye.

What I like is that those little pumpkins will make terrific (and possibly lethal) little projectiles for her, for the next hit and run. Only a thorough moron would do something like that.
But then, the babies were always kind of running free-range in her car too.

Ahhh ok that makes sense. :) I missed that report I guess.

ickivicki - In her front window is the car temp registration. CA, they mail you your plates and your tags, hell even your license.

Brit is back if the Record Company is doing this.. they smell money

Perez Hilton has jumped the shark. He has peaked. There is no way but down for him. He is a fat, ugly mouthed unhappy man. That's the way he talks about other people. Good riddance to bad garbage. NOT A FAN.

tammyv -oooohhhhh thanks for the clarification. I live in SD (gag) where we do it diffrently. Weird...

T-bone, you always restore my faith in humanity.

All snark aside, I agree with you. Sometime a person can only take so much retardness before getting completely fed up, which would probably explain 99% of my irritation with Brit. But I'm not a cold-hearted bitch. I really do wish to see her clean up, get her life in order, and make a huge comeback - and I've never been a fan, never even bought a cd of hers. It's purely just to celebrate the human spirit bouncing back from the darkness.

She doesn't have to be perfect - gads, how boring would that be?! But she does need to do a lot of work on herself, her parenting skills and her lifestyle. Never in a million would I feel good about waking up one morning to see on CNN that she'd committed suicide or OD'd.

It's Friday and I feel like being nice for a change. The snark on this site is entertaining to me and I contribute willingly for my own amusement. Yet, as far as my real feelings about Brit's situation - this is it. I wish the girl the best, and hope she comes through intact.

Carry on.

;o)

Well, while I really don't like Britney, I say good for her for suing Perez! I think this is a winner!

Now, if she would only start wearing panties!

If every celebrity who Perez targets with lies would sue his ass. Even if they don't win just the legal bills that would be piling up for him would be enough to run him out of business. I say sue the fucker! I'm so fed up with the poison he constantly spews there snarkiness and just plain poison and this guy is just that POISON!