WHY WHY WHY does everyone in this goddamn family have to be such a f*cktard? How much camera-time, ink, and newsbytes do you need to see about yourselves. Go home, you clan of whores. Michael Lohan was in court trying to get the judge to order Dina and the kids to meet with him for group therapy sessions. On the recommendation of Lindsay and HER therapist down at the rehab? What? Life advice from a girl who was running around slamming her cokemobile into trees and wearing a bikini with an alcohol monitoring anklet as an accessory and is known for sitting on penises in the stalls at rehab? Why not just listen to the crazy woman on the subway with the goiter and the stained jumpsuit? She probably has a better grasp on her shit.
The judge said "uh, no" by the way.
The Post's Kieran Crowley reports Michael told Judge Stacy Bennett that, "both Lindsay and her therapist agree" the group method would be best for the whole family. But Bennett noted the Hollywood starlet is not involved in the visitation case, since she's not a minor, and closed the case. Then, Michael listened as Dina's lawyer, Warren Quaid, told the court, "These children would be better served if Mr. Lohan stopped talking, stopped talking to the press." Court-appointed law guardian Patricia Latzman echoed the sentiment, saying private family issues should be "taken out of the courts and the public arena, where it has been for too long."
Amen, Patty. You know that movie set in the not-too-distant future in which people take part in a reality show where you have to kill each other to win? THAT'S the cameras the Lohan family needs to be in front of.
(Flynet)
flatbellydance says:
Ugh - that is just pukey. Dating a chick who looks just like your daughter. Grrrross.
nick says:
umm Dr. Huxtible called and wants his sweater back!
Ugh says:
Does he have a job? Was he forced to tuck the sweater in? Why are people wasting film on them?
kt says:
Yeah, let's talk about that sweater. That's the real news here. Doesn't his daughter throw him some cash?
That sweater is so 1988. Grody!
Jane says:
Those mom jeans he's sporting are pretty 1988 as well...
Peggy says:
OMG, She looks terrible. You would think she would look so much better after getting healthy & yet she looks sooo bloated ...
MsTriste says:
Who IS that woman he's with and why does she look miserable at the Zales jewelry counter???
Anonymous says:
Peggy.... that's not Lindsay, if you're thinking that's her.
peachpie says:
too much man-jewelry makes a man... uh... untrustworthy, among other things. the jewelry combined with the daughter-lookalike-girlfriend put this man WAAAAAYYYY over the creepy line. not to mention shopping at zales. 'course, he probably gets a big fat discount.
harry says:
your old looking and haggy
mark says:
is that Lindsay?