Why is she letting that perv smell her scarf while her husband's back is turned? Let's clear something up. Earlier this morn', I alluded to the fact that a photoset of Jennifer Garner demonstrated that she was letting the Mom creep in. That's fine. I just thought she looked a little pale and like Violet might have been keeping her up the night before with some little kid issue like night terrors or something. Jennifer Garner is boss. She's one of the few Hollywood chicks I can stand. Here's a small example of J. Harvey's List of Who He Can Stand/Not Stand in Hollywood in no particular order:
Stand
Chloe Sevigny
Julia Roberts
Michelle Pffeifer
Toni Collette
Meryl Streep
JENNIFER GARNER
Helen Mirren
Sandy Bullock
Not Stand
Jessica Alba (god, that bitch sucks)
Pretty much everyone else
See, there's Jennifer Garner! She was in "Alias"! She's hotsy! She just needed some lip liner! Damn, get up out of my grille! And if you ever have a question as to who I can stand or not stand, let me know. E-mail me and I will tell your ass. Because I'm sure it's a question burning through your brain. F*ck the war in Iraq, who can J. Harvey stand in Hollywood?
Oh, this post is supposed to be about Ben Affleck jazzed about directing. We'll get to that after the jump.
(Flynet)
More photos of Ben Affleck and Violet taking a stroll after the jump.
Fresh off his directorial debut, Ben Affleck says he's found his calling. "In the beginning, part of wanting to be a director was just a natural extension of acting," said Affleck, whose movie "Gone Baby Gone," opens Friday. "But now this feels like what I am, or what I want to be. It's so satisfying and exhilarating. "In fact, the central preoccupation of my life right now is trying to find another movie to direct," he told The New York Times for a story in Sunday's editions.Go Ben! Red Sox Nation represent! Ben also used a lot of Boston homies for bit parts to give his film an authentic feel. No one wants a repeat of Diane Lane's Gloucester accent in "The Perfect Storm". Someone in Gloucester should have drowned her when they heard that travesty.
(Flynet)
bkmagnolia says:
ohhh... you must have got the "stay-at-home-mom" contingent all in a tizzy over that comment, huh?
mom jeans across the nation are all twisted and the phone trees have been activated!! lol... btw, moms are great. hi moms!
T-Bone says:
J - take Julia Roberts off your "stand" list and I'm almost with ya.
Applespice says:
How cute is Violet???
stolidog says:
D.I.L.F.
peachpie says:
d? i know about m, but not d. somebody clue me in?
stolidog says:
Not a mom, a dad.
gab says:
Did you know there is a J. Harvey memorial park in White Plains, NY? Saw it on a map today and thought of you. HA. sounds creepy... it isn't
gab says:
Did you know there is a J. Harvey memorial park in White Plains, NY? Saw it on a map today and thought of you. HA. sounds creepy... it isn't
Darth Paul says:
JESUS, please strike Julia Roberts AND Sandra Bullock from that list. Especially Sandra Bullock!! I'll be your best friend! You can replace her with Sarah Silverman.
omar says:
what a great looking 'normal' family sort of like sjp and her family. take julia off the list and the rest is fine.
stolidog says:
i think you need to add anjelica houston.
Martha Stewart says:
Now we know J. Harvey can stand Jennifer Garner but what really matters is whether the public likes her or not. I can't stand her more than an hour.
Racer says:
It's nice to see Ben Affleck transform from an alcoholic, sex addicted young man into a mature docile family man. He can't hide his joy and enthusiasm for his current life.
Hey Cupcake says:
Uh, I think it's possible to find Jennifer Garner pretty (or not), whether or not we're moms wearing "mom jeans". And as Ben's inability to "hide his joy and enthusiasm for his current life" goes, that's bull. Like you all walk around 24/7 with shit-eating grins on your faces. Proof is in the pudding, people. He's with her, raising his daughter, until he ain't, like him/her or not.
Editor to Hey Cupcake says:
Wow!, some "people" take this comments to heart...I wonder why?