Lindsay Lohan Better Take Care of Her Weave and Boobs Because She Can't Afford New Ones

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The party lifestyle that landed Lindsay Lohan in rehab, is also responsible for sending Lindsay to the poor house--well, a Hollywood starlet's version of the poor house, which really means that she's crashing at the mansion of a rich friend of hers. News of the World reveals that Lindsay has spent thousands of dollars covering the legal fees caused by her drunk driving charges, $137,000 paying for rehab and has even spent a million dollars in a single hotel bill. Here's what their source had to say:

"Lindsay doesn't have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she's coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast.

"She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying."


Maybe she needs to spend some time in a cardboard box, living off toothpaste and tomato soup for a period of time to really understand what the repercussions of that reckless lifestyle really are. Except that, knowing this town, she'd manage to write a best-selling book on how subsisting solely and toothpaste and tomato soup is how she lost those last ten pounds and suddenly her special diet would be the next big thing and she'd end up on Oprah. Dammit.

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4 Comments

October 15, 2007 3:00 PM

lmao

October 15, 2007 4:00 PM

oh lawd. lilo's on the dole? it's the apocalypse. run. hide. dive.

October 15, 2007 5:26 PM

One of the entertainment shows had a piece wth Dina Lohan, shoping for furnishings for Lindsay's new NYC apartment.

her third breast implants, she better take care of them! she has some of the saggiest fake boobs on the planet, but number one is tyra. her bbobs are so old she thinks they're real! http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005420.html

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