Before we get to Stripperella here, let me just say - World Magic Awards?!?! Really? Awarding magic? And Joan Collins, Roger Moore and Michelle Phillips attend? Joan Collins is a crazy glamorous bitch. Roger Moore is....I'm just going to stick with watching my VHS copy of "Octopussy" and remember the good ole' days. So it's old people caring about guys who pull rabbits out of hats? How many magicians are there for a magic Oscars? What are the categories? One of them better be "Most Famous Piece Of Ass You've Scored From Being Magical". Anyway, here's Pam Anderson looking her age and then some at the World Magic Awards in Vegas. Pam is denying reports that she's knocked up by insta-husband Rick Saloman. She probably thinks her lack of a period is due to her age.
Las Vegas celebrity blogger Robin Leach interviewed the former 'Baywatch' babe at a party for airline magnate Richard Branson on Oct 10, where she told Leach that she isn't expecting."Please tell everybody - categorically I am not pregnant," the People quoted Anderson, as telling Leach.
"It's just not true," she added.
I doubt this report for two reasons.
A) Who would still talk to Robin Leach?
B) There is no way in hell she knew the word "categorically".
Anyway, she also sorta appears to deny she's with child on her official website.
Saw Richard Branson the other night. Virgin flys to Vegas now. So funny - I don't normally look at press but Rick does sometimes. And so much nonsense. Don't believe what you read. Esp about people personal business.
But she could also be talking about what they reported was served for food at her elegant wedding. All I know is that bitches need to stay out of "people personal business"!
(Getty)
More photos (Pamela Anderson, Joan Collins, Michelle Phillips, Marla Maples, Hans Klok) form the 2007 World Magic Awards after the jump.
DeepThroat says:
Pam told friends, family and business associates that her original hook up with Rick, and the infamous "indecent proposal" story was all part of a "publicity stunt". However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she might have gotten knocked up almost immediately.
An initial home pregnancy test was positive, so she then told everyone it was "true love" between her and Rick. Quoted as saying it was a "blessing" and the hand of "fate." Pam asked Rick not to reveal the "pregnancy" until she was sure it was real, and would go to term.
Unfortunately, he told the world anyway, and they then decided to pretend to be "delierioulsy happy about it." Pam then decided to press for a "shot-gun" wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!
Her only job,(as Hans Klock's assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A "pregnancy" would prevent her from working.
So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a "sleaze ball". She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.
Likely escape plans include;
Another "miscarraige", or the "discovery" that the home pregnancy test produced a "false positive" result, (this aspect of the plan is now underway); folowed by a divorce,(based on his abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another "comeback" in 6 - 8 months.
Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!
The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick's gambling last week, was that she desperatly needs to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her shot-gun marraige appear genuine.
If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular "slime-ball" existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!
As more details of her false pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.
Breaking the news to Robin Leach was a calculated move, via a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent revelations will use similar tactics.
ZeldaF
Please God, tell me that Marla Maples is NOT trying to come back to the public eye..... Please tell us we'll not be subjected to her again... Please, Please, Please.......
Pats says:
Joan Collins is still looking glamorous and dishy as all hell after more than 55 years in a business which swallows lesser divas whole. Viva La Diva!
DeepThroat says:
Well, that did not take long,(for the Cracks in Pam Andersons latest marraige to emerge). Prior to the "shot-gun" wedding Rick had approached NBC, FOX, E! and VH1 to sell the concept of a re-hash of the Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey "Newlyweds" series,(not very original!).
He has been attempting to film aspects of their life together already,(no word on any honeymoon sex tape yet), and this prompted Pam to exclaim "I am not a porn star" during one of their numerous public rows. Apparently Rick suggested they should shoot two versions of the same show,(one to be R-Rated for an Adult Cable Audience). Rick is convinced it would be a "blockbuster".
What was that about a leopard changing it's spots?
This comes fresh on the heals of the "Indecent Proposal" story,(another of Rick's plaguerized ideas), the cardboard wedding cake fiasco, the camcorder wedding gift from Paris Hilton and the "poker row" involving Sir Richard Branson.
Who want's to be the first to say, "I told you so?"
mayank says:
khubsurti dekhani ki cheez nahin balki chupani ke cheez hai
mayank says:
khubsurti dekhani ki cheez nahin balki chupani ke cheez hai