
Jennifer Aniston wants to be Oprah or a spy when she grows up. *blech* Cutesy. Call me when the shuttle lands!
"I would love to be Oprah - for just one day," the actress tells Harper's Bazaar in the magazine's 140th anniversary issue.Continuing the line of questioning about Aniston's fantasy life, she's asked what she'd do if she worked for the government. "I'd be a spy. A very glamorous spy who plays poker and lives in Monaco," she says. "And has affairs with Daniel Craig."
Good luck with that. Jenn went on to say that the press and public scrutiny of her is "unacceptable" and that she's growing tired of Los Angeles. "Harper's Bazaar" needs to ask more probing questions. I want the dirt. I want her to admit that she HATES Angelina Jolie for wrecking her dreamhouse of a life. I want her to admit that Shiloh should be her baby. Just let it out there. You'll seriously feel better. Just 'fess up. Confession is good for the soul. Enough with this cutesy bullshit. No one wants to be Oprah. That's a lot of pressure being a meglomaniac who thinks she's the second coming. Jesus with a book club. Stop.
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Bite me says:
J. Harvey I think I love you
Cavanaugh1145 says:
Fuck you, J. Harvey. I wanna be Oprah.
SDL says:
Okay. So you obviously don't like JA, but jeez, give her a little slack. It's a FANTASY. Hell, I wouldn't mind going lip to lip with 007 myself. I'm just sooo tired of the dripping, hateful comments made anymore, regardless of whether it's AJ or the one she's currently co-habitating with. At any rate, your report sucked big time. You can criticize,poke fun...even let your hate flow,but at least be more creative and funny about it.
green cardigan says:
AHHHH c'mon, admit it, the whole world would love to hear JA rip loose on AJ. She never will though. She's too much of a lady.
Ppoker and Daniel Craig in Monaco? Within easy reach for JA , i'd imagine.
someone says:
She may have dislike Holie in the beginning, but shes probably thanking her now, for taking the cheater off her hands...
Jenn says:
Tell the WHOLE story. She was specifically asked if she could be anyone for a day, who would it be. She didn't just come out and say something like that. She's cool. Admit it J. Harvey.
ZeldaF
Once again, Jennifer Aniston has exhibited nothing but grace and discretion during the entire sordid demise of her marriage and subsequent media scrutiny. I admire her strength and grace.
LeslieD says:
I would love to see JA hook up with Daniel Craig. (I would love to hook up with Daniel Craig but she has a far better chance). They seem to share discretion and class and I bet they would have a great time.
devil says:
If this is what passes for trashing Jennifer Aniston, I guess I can take it. Even JA haters just can't get any good dirt on her. She's clean as a bean.
I'd also bet that JA's grateful to be rid of the high-maintenance cheater, too. But it would seem awkward, at this point, to actually publicly thank AJ for taking him away.
patty says:
Good heavens NO~! I'm sure she bears no hate for Angelina snatching ( pun intended ) Brad PittY from the sanctity of marriage. Angelina took a whimp with no personality of his own who obviously "morphs" into the matching personality of the fem he's keeping company with. I tend to wonder if Brad has a sexual identity crisis? Either way, Jennifer has moved on with her life very clearly. She remains a strong, confidant, healty charasmatic woman satisfied with herself.
Persistent Cat says:
There's nothing worse than a bitter queen.
My guess as to why Lisa and J have stopped doing the Friday love-fest, she couldn't find anything of his that was all that funny. I love Lisa's humour but J's is just really really bitter.
Lenox says:
Oooooooh, somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed. Bet you stubbed your toe, spilt coffee on you, then kicked the dog.
queencrone says:
Oh stop hating on JHarvey. He makes me laugh out
loud every day. Just cause you haters (you know who you are)don't get it...his stuff is priceless.
:-) I was missing him on Friday.
LOL says:
These are the same Jennifer Aniston stans (as in Eminem's song) who take every chance to bash Angelina Jolie for no apparent reason. JA is blah, boring, she should appreciate the little exposure she has bc she's sooo bland and plays the same character in every movie...o please losers, thats was hilarious, go J.!
Jenn says:
HEY LOL -
Hating on someone who hasn't done anything to deserve it says a lot about you ...not her. BUG OFF, BEYAATCH!
jasmine says:
Who cares about this woman, she has no talent and is completely self centered, and does nothing for anybody but herself.
Ugh says:
I guess the publisher of this little article on here is a Holie fan? Duh. Jennifer has shown nothing but pure class throughout the entire ordeal that was caused by a cheating husband and a semi-wannabe-hooker. Love her!
Jennifer says:
Boy this Angelina -vs- Jennifer Aniston thing just goes on and on! Well as far as I'm concerned, there's one way to look at it (for anybody who has good sense). Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt committed adultery, rubbed everybody's face in it, almost like they were PROUD of it, utterly humiliated Jennifer, then when they started to see what they should have known all along, that most people look down on cheaters, they lied about it and said that they didn't cheat. Yea and OJ didn't kill Nicole. Jennifer has handled things with grace and dignity, she's aging well, and her career is on track. She's a good example for women. Now if I said all the nasty things about Brad and Angelina that I think this post would go on for pages so I won't. Let me just say though to the person who said Jennifer doesn't do anything for anybody but herself: she volunteers at childrens hospitals. She probably does a lot of other things too, she just doesn't wh**re out the fact for publicity the way Brad and Angelina do. Get your facts straight.
T-Bone says:
If you're classy and kind you're considered "boring" in the hollywood world.
If you're f*ed up, manipulative and malicious, you're considered "interesting".
Whatever... Apparently, this woman sells more magazines than any other, so the rest of us must appreciate classy and kind.
Rachel says:
Sheesssh... Jennifer, So, how come you know more than the ones involved? Are you Jennifer Aniston?? Even she AND HER BEST FRIEND COURTNEY said no cheating took place. So, who cheated?? Why shouldn't Brad and Angelina go about their lives just as Jennifer says she has done - dating Vince, Paul, Orlando and others?? - except, ooops, perhaps those relationships were just for show.
Listen, In the real world, most people don't care. They didn't care about cheating: Julia Roberts and Danny Moder, they didn't care about J Lo and marc whatsisname, they didn't care about Laura Dern and Ben Harper or BBT, need I go on. And Julia Roberts and Danny Moder really cheated - remember a low vera?? And Laura Dern's now husband Ben was STILL MARRIED when they started living together. Even readers of tabloids, most don't care. And the longer Brad and Angelina are together, the less they care. Over time, most people accept that we move on, which you Jennifer obviously haven't done. Believe me, if most people can recover from the death of a parent or a death of a loved one, they can and most have moved on from the triangle - especially one which no one actually said, there was cheating and especially when they weren't the ones spurned.
As for joking about being a spy in government - hahahahaha. The joke is on Jennifer. Her answers throughout the interview clearly demonstrates how shallow and limited her outlook in life is. She hardly knew enough about government to think she could be a district attorney, judge, a diplomat or secretary of state or anything like that. This interview simply shows Jennifer to be the vapid, empty headed nearly 40 something who could easily sound like a 20 something. Its laughable but the joke is on her.
Jennifer is bitter says:
Wow, you sure are bitter aren't you? Did someone spurn you?
Who said who cheated jenny?? Hmmmmm?
BTW says:
The title should read, She's so VAPID.
btw says:
Notice, that she isn't promoting a movie or smartwater. So this interview is to promote only one thing - JENNIFER ANISTON.
So, she doesn't care what people say about her or the HYPE???
ROFLMAO. She's such a fraud, she's funny.
And you know what else is funny?? She said, first, its her WORK. then the hype. LOL. Not her friends, not her family (and no, I'm not saying she must get married. Hell, I'm not married. I'm talking about family - mother, father, brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews and joys of this nature. I'm talking about friends).
There is a saying, on your death bed, no one ever says, "gee, I wish I spent more of my time at work". Poor Jennifer. She's got her priorities all wrong.
faye says:
She is like 38 yrs old and yet she answers the questions like a 12 yr old. Only young people will aspire to be Oprah. And why is she shouting to the world that she wants to have sex with Daniel Craig!!
The homely girl doenst know what she is talking, she really sounds not only shallow by really dumb!
Hello?? Of course, you can walk and walk and walk in NYC, with or without paparrazi!!!
And she really looks ugly in both covers, it just looks ordinary like her smart water ads.
Harper's quality has really gone down, from putting the nude Britney, putting Courtney Love in last month cover and now putting Aniston's long chin on the cover, with her uglier new nose on display.
bettiep says:
xxxxx I like that fantasy! I would love to be a glamorous spy too. and hook up with Daniel Craig? Definitely!
ZeldaF
Good Lord, will someone please make the trolls GO HOME!!! Everyone between and including Rachel and Faye. They all sound like a bunch of 12 year old morons chattering on & on. Put the kids to bed!!
ya ya says:
She anwers like a 12year old? That's cause she's young at heart and she looks 28 not 38! YEAH!
T-Bone says:
NEWSFLASH:
Magazines come to her for interviews. She doesn't come to them. So that's not really "self-promotion". She sells. That's why they wanted her on the cover, with or without a movie to promote. Good for her. And just because she doesn't feel the need to tell everyone everything about her sex life, political opinion, and how she's saving the world doesn't mean she's answering like a 12 year old. She simply uses discretion, because she's smart.
Yeah right says:
Jennifer Aniston ...sells magz of course she's the QUEEN OF TRASH aka TABLOIDS MAGS what an achievement ..NOT!!!
Jenn says:
OHHHH The Just Jared Brangeloons
have escaped from denial jail. Poor
things have to trash JA to make up
for the fact that their queen Jolie
is a ho-bag. Poor things. They
don't realize that JA doesn't have to
talk trash and make shAt up just to
get attention. We'll leave that kind
of nonesense to Angie.
Yeah right said: says:
Jen Hag does'nt trash Brad & Angie? yeah right in her every interview she portray herself as a victim.. a never ending pity party. Class is Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon who definetly move on just mentioned their divorced ones and not having endless pity party.. now that two ladies are talented and got class and are real A-list actors not that somebody who pretend to be an A-list when she was with the real A-list now look where she is now a C-list actress. And btw jenniloonies move on yourself stop having pity party with your fug idol ..LOL
what all the loons have says:
Psssst, normal, smart people out there
Don't respond to the BRANGELOONS and they'll fly back to Just Jared where they belong. Don't respond. They're sick in the head. shhhhhhhhh.
anonymous says:
Aniston is both smart and beautiful. She never reveals the truth about her private life, doesn't use it to promote her career and leaves the reader wondering what her true views are.
Personally I think she has finally figured out how to play the say as little in an interview game. I don't need to know a damn thing about any celebrities' personal life. All I care about is the end product; whether I enjoy watching it or not.
Who's sleeping with whom, who is pregnant, who had an abortion, is none of my business. Just like my personal life is none of anyone elses' business. I hope these celebrities wise up and begin to give as little information about their personal lives as possible.
The old studio days guaranteed that level of privacy, now, celebs are learning their responsible for their own image. Aniston will remain extremely private from now on. I applaud her for it.
Aniston can talk all the fluff and " 12 year old" stuff she wants. I enjoy watching her movies. I think she will be much better post-Brad. I believe she felt intimidated being married to a movie star, now, she is free to pursue her craft without fear of feeling she's inferior to him.
Thank God Jolie came into the picture and took Pitt away. God does not allow something to happen if it's not going to benefit you in the long run.
Aniston will shine. Thankfully Pitt has given her that freedom.
TIred of Jen says:
Jennifer has class? What about the crotch and ass photos in "Vanity Fair" magazine? Oh, yeah, they were "tastefully" shadowed, but it was Jen's secret parts that were a-flashing. A real lady.