Donald Trump looked up from his drool cup and wigpiece to discuss his opinions of George Clooney and Angelina Jolie. He finds George "short" and doesn't think Angelina's that hot. He knows this because he "knows beauty". And he owns some paegants.
Trump tells talk show host Larry King, "One of the perceptions I had of George Clooney was he was this big, strong guy. And he was very little when I met him." He adds of Jolie, "Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. "I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not - I do own Miss. Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."Please keep in mind that this man is speaking from underneath the most obvious combover/wig combo in recorded history. That is a sky piece if we've ever seen one. And that's not beauty. And how dare he insult The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? What the hell does owning those things mean? It's a bunch of tramps with vaseline on their teeth and hairsprayed asses! Oh, and by the way? Your last idea of beautiful was snorting every white, powdery substance she could and whoring it up in clubs. Christina Aguilera was not singing about her tramp ass.
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DavidDust says:
Does he own a MIRROR??
stolidog says:
asswipe.
Angietothemax says:
I just cannot understand why he continues to talk about her. This is the second time he's done it on Larry King. She has never said or done anything to him I don't even think she's met him. Maybe he came on to her and she turned him down for Billy Bob. Who knows.
nemesis says:
Mr. J Harvey,
You are soooo hilarious!!!! I love it.
Donald knows beauty..someone needs to ask him if what he sees in the mirror is beautiful.
LeslieD says:
I hate to agree with donald trump but I thought the same thing the first time I saw George Clooney--he was a lot smaller than I expected. BUT he was still HOT. I have never seen angelina jolie in person but I don't get the "most beautiful woman in the world" label from all the press. As controversial as ever, he calls it like he sees it and this time I agree.
Brit says:
hmm.. maybe angelina isnt the most beautiful woman in the world..i personally find her gorgeous .but go ahead with your opinions..but does he honestly think some coke snorting fake breasted skank who does the miss universe pageant is "beauty"? those girls are fake as hell ..maybe some of them are hot/sexy..but by no stretch of the imagination are they really, truly "beautiful" you need a personality for that. and i havent seen any of them who were as captivating as angelina in her prime either.. some of her photos are works of art..these girls can never be art.
oh..and i LOVE the ending line "Christina Aguilera was not singing about her tramp ass." that is wonderful. :D
me says:
sorry, but she was beautiful and now she just looks old, skinny, and tired looking.
anonymous says:
Those pagent chicks are all generic looking. In no way do I think Angelina is "the most beautiful woman in the world", far from in fact, but she was once pretty and not in a generic pagent way.
How Ang got that title I will never understand (much as I will never understand how anyone could ever find Lindsay Lohan good looking) but 5 or so years back Angelina was quite uniquely beautiful, though far from "most beautiful"(now, not so much).
However, no pagent gal I've ever seen could be called beautiful. Pretty, yes. Cute, yes. Memorable, not even slightly.
melissa says:
He isn't claiming he is beautiful people.
I totally agree w him. I have never found Clouney good looking, never "the sexiest"
Angelina is pretty. No big deal
Cat says:
I think Angelina deserves the most beautiful woman in the world title which only Cristy Turlington used to hold.
Ugh says:
Never thought I'd agree with this man, but I do. Finally, someone that isn't trying to lie and say she's beautiful or even pretty because she's not. You can't have a black soul and be pretty.
green cardigan says:
Donald Trump also owns butt ugly. Its the first thing that greets him each morning when he stands in front of the mirror to stick on his combover.
yourmom says:
NARSISTIC PRICK
Eyes of Green says:
I wish during one of these 'press conferences' someone would turn on a well-hidden wind machine and blow that hair do/hair piece smooth off.
He's really decided he has the right to bad mouth anyone, hasn't he? George Clooney may not be huge, but he's quite sexy. And I still think Angie is the most beautiful woman in the world. I get to have that opinion. Donald's current wife is quite squinty eyed to me, I don't think he DOES know beautiful.
T-Bone says:
While I'm not an Angelina fan, I think Donald Trump should shut his large, obnoxious trap. Seriously, what is his problem? He acts like a narcissistic 13 year old boy.
jj says:
Who is he to judge anyone? He looks like a duck with that stupid smirk he always has on his face. Plus to talk about beauty. Not even to be mean and this is personal opionion but his wife looks like a man in drag!! He's got bad taste all the way around. Wish he'd just go take care of his "empire" and SHUT UP and stay off the tv circuit. He so desperately wants to be a celebrity. FAME WHORE!!
notaprincess says:
Donald Trump needs a big fat enema.
joan durtz says:
Oh yeah, he knows beauty. He is married to a women who every time she is photographed looks like she's trying to take a dump. He is a f'n idiot.