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October 17, 2007 10:09 AM

Frightened by insane paps jumping in front of their vehicle and blinding them with flashes. Afraid of running over camera wielding jerks and being sued.

"Honest, Rita, the guys said the cops NEVER patrol this alley! Just act natural and let me do the talking!"

October 17, 2007 10:23 AM

Wow- they both look like they're getting the beginning whiff of a really bad fart.

What kind of car is that anyway? It looks like a clown mobile.

October 17, 2007 10:35 AM

Crap! I hope they don't see the transsexual hooker we have in the back! Tom-drive faster!

Oh my goddddd!!!!, I just sharted in my pants.I should have wore my under-roo's to this event.

Oh my goddddd!!!!, I just sharted in my pants.I should have wore my under-roo's to this event.

October 17, 2007 10:43 AM

Did Britney just flash us??

Rita, look who's inside the gas station buying Bugles and a slushie - it's fucking Britney!

Just drive Tom! She'll want a ride somewhere!

October 17, 2007 11:23 AM

oh my god rita. it's the cops.

just be cool. just be cool.

they'll NeVeR know we have sean preston and jayden james in the back if you just smile and wave.

smile and wave, baby, smile and wave. it's all good honey, it's all good.

Oooh no, Rita, it's Peter Scolari doing windows again. Shit Tom, I told you we should have taken the Wilshire exit, Peter is always on the Sunset one... Calm down Rita, let's just slowly pick up our phones and act like we are talking and we will drive right by.

"I thought you said the Spielbergs WOULDN't be here!"

October 17, 2007 12:11 PM

That Other thing you do

October 17, 2007 1:29 PM

Tom mutters "Oh my God, that vulgar Britney is following us and she is using a strapless black bra for a hairband.."
Rita winces.. "SO! She's the one that hit me over the head and knocked me down in the ladies room and stole my bra!?"

October 17, 2007 3:01 PM

LOL Mirabella

TOM: "Is that what I think it is?"

RITA: "It looks like a tranny. Should we give it a ride?"

TOM: "Well, it might spice up the marriage. Roll down your window."

TRANNY: "$10 to smell my hand."

RITA: "Oh my God! It's Clay Aiken! Drive! DRIVE!!"

October 17, 2007 6:02 PM

The Return of the Living Dead visits Suburbia.

October 17, 2007 8:10 PM

Rita; OMG - I just saw Britney's vajayjay again!

Tom: I think it winked at me!

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