"The Hills" villain, Spencer Pratt, has proclaimed his goal for becoming a billionaire before turning thirty years old. Seriously, if he manages to attain that aspiration, I will hang myself. You can hold me to that. (Luckily for me, your attention span has probably been so eroded by the influence of television and the Internet that you will have forgotten my declaration by the time you've finished this post. Whew!) Additionally, the young reality star appears to have developed delusions of grandeur from the recognition he's gained from being on the MTV series.
"It's so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, 'Spencer Pratt!' and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who's famous for being some pirate."Um, hello? Orlando Bloom isn't just a pirate, loser. He's also driven into someone's car. Duh. Additionally, I like that Spencer is implying that because Orlando doesn't have a reality show, he probably doesn't exist.
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More photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stars of MTV's The Hills, joining Taco Bell President Greg Creed to help raise awareness and funds for World Hunger Relief Week after the jump.
Darth Paul says:
How are he and that fishwitch even relevant? Also, aren't we all getting a little old for MTV? Let's be realistic here...
Jinxy McDeath says:
Doesn't he really live at home with his mom and over bleaching dentist father? I was under the impression that he was a gay, and being with someone who leaked made him gag. Are my gays lying to me or what. I didn't even think it was a secret anymore. A billionaire - what a hoot thst is.
Deaconess says:
I have one word to say about this: DOUCHE
T-Bone says:
This boy has gone and lost his mind! I'd rather be anyone other than Spencer Pratt.
green cardigan says:
"It's so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, 'Spencer Pratt'
Maybe he misheard. Maybe they really say
'Spencer, you're a prat'.
Are the two of them made from plastic? Are they deflated and put away when the cameras are switched off. Lordy. There is a sheen of Ken and Barbie from the two of them
stevenjaba says:
Please, no more of them.
hmweis1 says:
OK, Spencer, Orlando wasn't ACTUALLY a pirate, he was ACTING. You know, something you'll never know how to do convincingly.
yuck says:
i truly cannot stand this heidi person and i've never even seen an episode of the hills. she just looks annoying. like she's trying too hard.
flatbellydance says:
Ugh. He has the ugliest mug I think I've ever seen. And shit just pours out of his mouth. Whoever said "one word: douche" was absolutely right. What a complete loser.
Funny thing about this one - he'd give his left nut to be Britney/Paris/Lindsey for just one day. He's probably trying to teach his blonde robot (who looks like she escaped from a trailer park) to be the next party girl, just for the publicity.
I swear he's wearing his chick's lipgloss in every photo he takes. What a couple of nobodys.
nastybugger says:
I second (or third) the douche comment.
and that chick is uggo. her nose and boob jobs weren't enough - she needs some more work.
joan durtz says:
These dorks will vanish soon enough.
stolidog says:
Someone needs to shove a spicy beef burrito up his ass.
Lodie says:
AHH GREAT..JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER SET OF LAME, USELESS HUMAN-BEINGS TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT.
Lauri says:
I don't know anything about these two, but nevertheless I want to punch them both in the face.
Lauri says:
Um, of course I wouldn't punch them in the face ... because that's assault, and an assault charge is not exactly something you can brag about on your resume. So, let's just say I'd like to try and read them a couple of pages of whatever great work of literature, or somebody's chemistry or physics PhD thesis, and see if they started to melt or have seizures.