Kim Kardashian Keeping it Klassy

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With a Playboy photo shoot now on her resume, socialite Kim Kardshian wants you to rest assured that she's not the crazy party girl you might think she is. In her shoot, she said she keeps it very tasteful, exposing her rear end and "a little bit of [her] chest." But Kim's used to being under the spotlight these days, with cameras following her and her family around for her reality show, "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." According to Kim, who claims she doesn't even drink alcohol, she's hoping that it will help to show viewers that she's not living the wild lifestyle most might think.

I am really excited because I feel like there are so many misconceptions of what us Hollywood girls are really like. We are so different from what people would think and I think everyone is going to be shocked.
I don't know. It takes a lot to shock me these days. Unless I find out that her brain is really as big as and gets as much use as her brain...er, I mean, butt.* That might actually leave me speechless.

I like that in making fun of Kim, I've actually revealed my own shortcomings. Isn't it ironic? No, seriously, can you please just tell me? I'm too lazy to look up the actual meaning of the word on dictionary.com.

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17 Comments

"her brain is really as big as and gets as much use as her brain"

that just doesn`t make any sense

CRISSA: I think its obvious Lisa meant "as her butt"...

She looks stunning... I love her. Wow!

October 22, 2007 11:39 AM

Who the hell is this person and where did she come from?

Seriously- aside from being famous for getting peed on and being a moron, what else has she done to make her famous? She's not an actress or singer that I know of. Is she an heiress?

Her dad was a defense lawyer for OJ in '96.

She looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet. Ew.

My bad, '95. Got my years mixed up.

October 22, 2007 12:09 PM

What a demure princess. Really, the portrait of elegance. After having a hand in releasing a sex tape, why is she trying to justify the grace of her Playboy photoshoot. Whore.

I'm going to assume Baby Milo is some type of fake, Spam poster.

I caught about 10 minutes of this show and was mortified by the way all three daughters treated their mom. Total disrespect. I'm torn between blaming the mom for allowing it and blaming the kids for doing it. UGH!

October 22, 2007 12:30 PM

Thanks Jackie- I was clueless as to who she was.

no more of her. please. can we please let this nobody go back to being nobody?

One thing I can't stand is grown women who do that stupid baby talk. Like Paris Hilton and this chic.

Aww.... I didnt know she injured her back! She looks like she's wear a back support.... and cast on her legs! awww.... o wait. is that her actual clothes?

Her personality gets on my nerves...but I have to admit, she is hot! I like that she's not all anorexic like most other Hollywood girls.

October 22, 2007 6:23 PM

I thought that was a girdle?
HAAAAWWWWT!

October 23, 2007 5:12 AM

GROSS BOOTS...YUCK

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2283234

"Hollywood type". Yeah right. More like a white trash A-list celebrity wanna-be. And the only thing"famous" about her is her fat ass. And the only reason why that's famous is because she let some low-life thug boofer pound his meat in it and they purposely leaked out the nasty video so she could get some publicity because she's a loser and couldn't get famous the right way(this will ensure she never makes it off the D-list of celebrities. "D" for dumbass). But then she takes after her trashy gold digging mother. I know her father is turning over in his grave with all this crap that's she's doing. If he were still alive, this wouldn't be happening.

It looks like Kim got lipo on her hips and thighs and this is why she looks out of proportion. She still needs to wear a butt bra for support and this is why her butt changes shape and size from the different butt girdles Kim wears. I should know because my doctor told me my butt was too fat to have butt implants. I had liposuction on my hips and thighs. This essentially makes everything around it smaller, and can indirectly make the bottom look bigger and rounder compared to the rest of the body. It doesn't take as much time, has few complications, and allows the patient to sit down immediately. I have to wear a support girdle for my butt and stomach like Kim too.

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