Look at these two undercover operatives. This is an infiltration squad if I ever saw one. Way to be inconspicous. Next time, try a two person horse costume. Here's a nauseating story which is sure to make Alanis Morrisette wretch. Scarlett Johannsen gave boyfriend/abs god Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth for his birthday. That's nasty. No one wants your cavity creeps! Ugh.
A source revealed: "She'd just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him."Johansson also gave the actor another private present for his birthday at the weekend. Her representative said: "Scarlett was out of town for Ryan's birthday but she gave him a gift this weekend in private. There was no one else there."
Ok, I don't know what that last part means. Did she give him the Ark of the Covenant or a blowjob? Seriously, why is her rep acting all weird and cagey? That nasty gift was given at Ryan's birthday party at the Chateau Marmont, which is the hotel that you go to chill at if you're a celebrity in L.A. And apparently to exchange teeth, toenail clippings, what have you. Seriously, nasty gift. Was that disgusting root part of the tooth in gold, too? Is this the Amazon? She didn't have a shrunken head on her to give?
Photos: Flynet Online
Nanci says:
I miss him with Alanis. They were cute together.
stolidog says:
well, if i was his girlfriend, i would have made him a tossed salad, for sure.
kidnextdoor says:
She's wearing mom jeans.
kellygrrrl says:
the camel-toe is definitely going to help detract attention as well
Marissa says:
I don't understand this. They do not just pull wisdom teeth out anymore- They PULVARIZE them and suck the residue out with a vacuum....
jane_smith says:
Sounds a little like something Angelina would have given Billy Bob back in the day... Is Scarlet losing her mind and morphing into a pre-kids Jolie?