"No, Mister. It was the one-armed man, what ran into that lady's car, not me. Um...I gotta go. Bye!"
I jest, but actually, Britney Spears didn't even have to do any shady maneuvering to get out of her hit-and-run from August. The pop star settled out of court with the woman whose car Spears hit in a parking lot in San Fernando Valley this past summer. Kim Robard-Rifkin accepted the sum of $1,000 from Spears on Thursday, after which time, a judge tossed out the misdemeanor charge. According to Michael Flanagan, Britney's lawyer:
"[She] is very sympathetic toward Britney and hopes the best for her," Flanagan told People magazine.Dang, that was awfully nice of Kim. I think in her situation, I would have also included the stipulation that Britney get a makeover, under my strict supervision. Might as well try and do some good while you're litigating, I always say. (I never say that.)
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
More photos of Britney Spears going shopping for a swing set after the jump.
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
Applespice says:
Please Brit- Dump the boots and put on a bra
Cute dress though...
devil says:
Jeez, look at Britney. She's pathetic. I'd feel sorry for her, too.
I'd say "Great play for sympathy, Brit!" except she's looked this bad for years now.
brandy says:
those sunglasses sure do cover up many of her problem areas...ever present bags underneath her eyes, acne galore on the sides of her face, poorly arched eyebrows, constant dazed and confused look, etc.
Kayla says:
Cute dress and I love those sunglasses! Folks Britney is learning, and she is young enough to turn it ALL around. She was really hurt by KFed and nobody knew how bad, or how much she loved him. I think if she had a special someone now who really loved her she would be better. Takes time, but as I said she is young enough to make things better. Heard her new CD is killa! We love you Britney! Go Britney!
Hey Cupcake says:
Steps to resuscitating Britney Spears' life and/or career:
(1) Give the kids away. Only way they'll have a fighting chance (and they are cute lil' things).
(2) Cut the f*cking extensions OFF. Cut em OFF. Dye your hair (whatever you've got) blonde, not dead-ass brown.
(3) Wear glasses.
(4) Dress like a human who remembers she has private parts that need to be covered up by pants.
(5) Eat some fruits and vegetables. Start with once per month.
(6) Pay someone to kidnap you and take you to the furthest mountaintop in Tibet, where you live on tofu and tea for a year.
Then we'll talk.
ZeldaF says:
Brit likes them thar boots, dudn't she?