There's a saying among recovering alcoholics that goes as follows, "When you put down the bottle, you pick up the fake-tanner." Actually, there isn't at all, but I couldn't think of a good reason for Lindsay Lohan to be oranging herself into oblivion and yes, I just used "orange" as a verb. I think it's appropriate in this case. Let's theorize for a moment that it's because she's trying to take refuge in an orange grove and wants to camouflage into her surroundings to avoid having to deal with the accusations being made by Riley Giles' ex-girlfriend, Bree Tierney, that Lindsay stole her man. Giles is currently rumored to be romantically linked to Lohan, after the two met in the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah. And even though Tierney says she was hurt by the text message break-up that she claims came after Lohan's seduction of Giles, she thinks she's better off without him.
"I should thank Lindsay.""She actually did me a favour. I know Riley well enough to know that every action he takes is to benefit himself. He's just looking for publicity."
And Lindsay's just looking for some jail-appropriate socks, as you can see from this picture, in case she happens to get another DUI some time soon. Sorry, I just imagine that since they have black and white stripes, they're the preferred choice of footwear for prisoners. And I'm easily distracted.
Photos: Flynet Online
Kayla says:
How long can she hold out? I mean there is no way this whore is going to go straight and be a sober, decent person! She is a lying whore!
silvarga says:
She looks like she's over 30 now. Maybe SHE should be playing Carrie Bradshaw in the SATC movie.
However, she still looks 100 times better than Bree Tierney who, quite honestly, looks A LOT like Chrissy Crocker. And who, if given the chance wouldn't dump that for Lindsay?
Hayley says:
Oranging should definately be a verb, it describes the process used by most ratty celebutantes!
jen says:
Ok, who's looking for publicity? Sounds to me like this Bree Tierney is a bit peeved that she's not getting any attention. Me thinks she screams to loudly that she doesn't care....I think she is just another person to jump on the Lohan bandwagon in order to get attention.
donna says:
i would love to see this ugly plastic titted flat assed bitch try to steal my man. hahhahah. is 30 or something? i coulda sworn she was 21 but she looks like her mom or goldie hawn. too much face surgery perhaps?