For real, he doesn't look turned on. He looks like "ok, sweetie, you're hurting me". Here's Britney Spears dressed like a professional mourner/hooker and assaulting a priest. That's one of the photos from her new album "Blackout". The Catholic Church hasn't looked this bad since it was revealed that most of their employees were Chestering the children. Never let a yokel art direct her own photoshoot. In other news, Britney met up with her ex-husband Kevin Federline for another counseling session.
Britney arrived at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills this morning for her court-ordered counseling session with Kevin Federline. This appears to be only the second meeting between the two and a parenting coach since their highly publicized split. We're told the session lasted a few hours. Brit then left and we're told she headed for Manhattan Beach to go house hunting.
House hunting again? Why doesn't she just rent a place strategically placed near several fast food establishments and a gas station? That's where she spends all her time anyway. That's probably why she keeps looking for new places. "I just know I can git closer to the Roy Rogers drive-thru than from where I lives now!" Can you imagine those counseling sessions?
K-Fed: "Yo, I'm like entitled to a lot of money. And my kids. My kids are gonna know their Dads was there for them. Yo. This heifer hit me with a frying pan. I feels very deeply about being hit with a frying pan by this crazy bitch."
Britney: *belch*"Gawd, that Big Gulp is coming right back up. Ya'll gonna finish that? *munch* Look, I only like need to see the kids like every other week or so. And I'm a good parent and all but I need to focus on my career, and shit. And that baby, he's like always needing something. Like food and stuff. He's always coming at me and asking for like, food. I don't even have any food! I don't think. Wait, do I have cabinets? Damn yo, this is like crazy. It's a whole new world with a baby."
Court: "You have two."
Britney: "That one's mine,too?"
green cardigan says:
Brit in a bid to be Madonna with the whole Catholic angle. Brit , it was old by 1990.
Is she even Catholic ?, I thought she was in some hill billy, snake blood drinking religion, being from the sticks an' all.
Brit : Kev, howd dat happen? Was it after that litre of moonshine dat time? Gosh darn, two little critters looking for food...
T-Bone says:
I guess you're not a real pop star until you slam the Catholic church. Problem is that Madge and Sinead have already been there, done that. Yawn...
eva says:
Ok, I love your site normally, but this post cracked me up so much I was laughing out loud, ha ha ha...Don't need to be insecure, you guys are great!
peachpie says:
you nailed the expression on the priest's face. that's exactly what he is thinking and the picture is a complete joke instead of being forbidden fruit-ish.
jbonz says:
Utterly lame.
Britney is a hopeless tinhorn. From the day she filed for divorce (remember? she divorced Kevin) she has been trailing other "celebrities" around playing catch-up/wannabe. The only time she is original is when she does something totally insane and disgusting.
nastybugger says:
so blatantly done purely for shock value. little does she realize that her "off-stage" antics of head-shaving and coochie-shots are (or were...) WAY more shocking than this lukewarm re-do.
if she wanted to shock people, she should have used a pic of her passed out with liquor bottles surrounding her. ya know, more along the lines of the album title.
Anneka says:
Nastyburger! Tath is brilliant! It would show some distans too. But I guess you need an IQ higher than a seagulls for that so...
skini says:
Manhattan Beach!?!?!? I'd better sell my house now before the trash moves in next door. I can just see the equity going down the drain.
HAHAHA says:
Oh, J. Harvey. Why must you make me cry? Tears are streaming down my face as I mop the coke I sprayed out of my mouth from my computer screen after reading "...Chestering the children."
PansyAston says:
If you wish to speak Southern, the word is Y'ALL,
a plural noun, a contraction of YOU ALL.
That said, WHY do we continue to chug along with the paps (who should be in jail) after this Louisiana Loser? Internet looky-loos......I plead guilty. Is there a come-uppance coming...soon?