That girl on the left is like "do I really want to be photographed with these people? I might need to seek employment some day." The courts have ruled that Britney Spears will not be regaining 50/50 shared custody of her children with Kevin Federline. The court-appointed parenting coach found Britney's parenting to be "not abusive in the traditional sense". Now THAT'S a ringing endorsement. She's clear to open a daycare now. Britney's at the forefront of parental neglect. There's nothing traditional here. She's bringing it into the future!
Usmagazine.com has learned that in last Friday's custody hearing the court-appointed parenting coach, Lisa Hacker, reported that when they are with their mother, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, have no real schedule or routine. Hacker explains, "The environment in the house ranges from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all."She added, "During all three of my visits, [Spears] rarely engaged with the children in conversation or play."
Yeah, she doesn't strike me as the type to be making cocoa or reading to these little guys. Britney's attorney also asked that the court stop making Brit have to submit to twice weekly drug tests. Why? So she can do drugs! Duh. The messed-up thing is that she's probably relieved by the ruling. More time to hang out at the gas station and sample the new flavors of Slim Jims.
Photos: WENN
Many more photos of Britney Spears after a rough night of partying are after the jump.
Jinxy McDeath says:
Poor little kids, it was reported she left the kids unattended by her pool, I thought - why not just drown them in the tub and get it over with.
She shouldn't be left by a pool unintended either. She's just that dumb. Who doesn't talk to their kids when their just little babies? It's all so freaky, nice call giving her back the kids Judge. They are now officially entered in the Death Pool.
jbonz says:
"God-dang, y'all! Whuddo I gotta do tuh scrape them li'l jeeters offen mah boots anyway - shit on the judge's front yard? Drive mah 'Cedes thew the Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX? Go grave robbin' at Forest Lawn? Shee-it!"
green cardigan says:
What a lost soul this girl is.
Zekers says:
Indeed green cardigan, indeed.
hmweis1 says:
It's pretty sad if she can't even fake being interested in her kids when the parenting coach is there. I really don't think she wants her kids back at all.
T-Bone says:
Love Britney, but something is wrong -- mentally... Something's not quite right. Can't quite figure out what it is though. Probably a mixture of things. She needs a full time therapist.
Zekers says:
I've been saying that forever T-Bone. I still don't think it's drugs, she has some critical mis-firings happening in there and needs something other than alcohol and Cheetos to treat it.
green cardigan says:
It's like stunted developement or something (in my totally uneducated opinion). Who doesn't chat and engage with two small boys ? it's almost impossible not to.
I reckon she is numbing whatever it is that is eating her with drink, and probably drugs.
nastybugger says:
remember folks, there were rumors galore about how much she loved to take ecstasy, and how often she took it.
that drug literally eats away at your brain. it interferes with and eventually destroys the part of your brain that handles control and expression of emotions and decision making. also...taken from http://www.oxyabusekills.com/Ecstasy.html
"Ecstasy users commonly report a "burnout" for one-two days afterward, characterized by tiredness, soreness, and dullness of the senses and mental processes." (THAT sounds like our Brit...) "It is possible that this is a result of temporary depletion of certain neurotransmitters in the brain, and that the brain needs time to replenish them"
"The use of Ecstasy has been linked with a wide range of abnormalities such as impaired memory, chronic depression, anxiety, panic attacks, sleeplessness, "de-personalization", "de-realization", reduced cognitive ability, flashbacks, hallucinations, and paranoid delusions. Persons taking large quantities of Ecstasy in a binge pattern of use were thus at risk. Heavy users might develop depression and anxiety in the future. A user becomes a veritable neurological time-bomb."
Impaired memory? Chronic depression (and the self-medicating...)? De-personalization? Reduced cognitive ability? Hallucinations and paranoid delusions (thinking someone broke into your house when they didn't?)?
Sounds a LOT like Brit these days.
Kayla says:
You read she left her kids unattended by the pool, doesn't mean it happened. PLEASE try and have some compassion, especially if you are a woman. How would you feel if you found out way too late your husband only married you for fame, got you pregnant twice, just in case you found him out and divorced him he could get some money from you. WHY THE HELL DID HE DO THAT TO HER?! He is a pig, the same pig we all could not believe she married. Go to hell KFed! You weed head! You should be drug tested too! You will one day reap what you sow!
nastybugger says:
did WHAT to her?
she knew DAMN well what she was getting into. he was TAKEN when she met him, and she used her fame and money to lure him away (he went willingly, sure...who WOULDN'T?) from his pregnant girlfriend. She USED her fame, and you're saying she should be surprised that he married her because of it?
"got her pregnant"? sorry, but I think she did have some involvement in that. she could have used some birth control if she didn't want to get pregnant. but knowing her intelligence level, she probably thought that taking a bath after unprotected sex would prevent pregnancy.
believe me, I think K-fed is a pig, too, but it's not like she's some blameless angel in all of this.
and, sorry, though I'm a woman, I don't have compassion for women who put themselves in bad situations and then try to play the victim. or women who bring children into this world and then basically ignore and neglect them.