Celine Dion's Vegas stint is over, and now she's taking her magical French-Canadian self across the globe, to perform for her millions upon trillions of adoring fans! I'm sure there will be plenty of breast-beating and raising fists aloft and inexplicable images of clouds and attempts to forget that her hubby is like 80,000 years old and has lusted after her since she was twelve.
The singer will perform two very special shows in Manchester and London as part of her worldwide Taking Chances Tour.The shows are expected to be a spectacular affair, with Celine performing some of her biggest hits, along with songs from her new album Taking Chances, which will be released on November 12th.
Speaking about the decision to embark on a world tour, Celine said:
'We always enjoyed touring Europe...the fans are so passionate. I'm looking forward to visiting cities that we've toured in before, as well as performing in places that we've never been to. I can't wait!'
Nepal wants you to visit, Celine! The Sherpas are huge fans of the most important singer in the world! Celine will also be appearing on the UK's "X-Factor". She will be helping to shepherd some poor reality show victims towards super stardom. Or brief tabloid fame. You know how it is. These things are up and down depending on the chump involved. You've got your Carrie Underwoods and you've got your Jordan...whoever. You get my point.
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gerard Vandenberg says:
Those things you are saying are just Crap, celine.
Ofcourse you always enjoyed touring europe. If you say you didn't I don't think it will be very crowded!!
And ofcourse you love it going to places you never bin before. If you didn't, the same thing as in the rest of europe: DAMN QUIT!!
And then we have the Sherpas: this is one of the most mysterious ferrytales I've heard, but wishing you well though!!
devil says:
I hate Celine Dion's lying even more than her shrill, hateful singing voice. She told us, in no uncertain terms, years ago that she was retiring. Why is she still around to irritate us?
Lodie says:
Rene is beginning to look like David Guest behind those sunglasses.
blarney stone says:
i love how everyone ignores the craziness that is gerard.
green cardigan says:
No mention of tits or faggots this time though, so it must be a good day, lol.
Zekers says:
...a good day for us anyway!
jbonz says:
The old gray mare
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be!
PansyAston says:
Another long-haired kid! At least he's cuter than Ryder Russell Robinson! Did Cindy Crawford ever cut Presley's hair? It was longer than his sister's.
Wendy says:
Is Celine ever going to defrost her other frozen babies? I heard she wanted to give her Mowgli-looking child a little brother or sister.