Jennifer Garner looks every bit the sweet mom in these pictures with her and Violet out for a winter stroll in the park, but her portrayal of a high-strung character in "Juno," might have her on her family's shit list. Jennifer admitted at a screening of the film at the Producers Guild of American that she borrowed a number of traits for her character from ""someone related to me. She doesn't even know it yet! And it will kill her when she sees the movie." That's so wrong, cause you totally know it's Violet.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Jennifer Garner and her daughter Violet Affleck paying in the park, as well as a trailer for "Juno" are after the jump.

I know we've already told you about this earlier, but we thought that maybe you hadn't had a chance to check it out and it really, truly shouldn't be missed. The woman does the splits, for God's sake! Also, here's some background info on the woman who appears to be wearing the hardest working bra in the business. Straight out of Newark, New Jersey, Heavy Vee has this to say on her Myspace profile:

She was inspired by Hip Hop artists that "kept it real" like Lil' Kim, Missy Elliot, Biggie Smalls, Tupac, and Salt n Pepa. When Vanessa turned 15, she gained the confidence to share her own songs with others and booked her first ever live performance at a local steak house in Jersey. From these humble beginnings, Heavy Vee was born!

Of course we YouTube'd it too, yo.

This contest coincides very conveniently with the airing of "Troy" on AMC December 1 - 3 @ 8/7PM CT and thanks to the good folks at AMC, we can offer you a prize package that includes the ultimate collectors edition of the DVD (a special edition DVD, a 40 page book featuring "The Art of Troy," and the director's portfolio with an introductory message from Wolfgang Petersen, 10 behind the scenes photo cards, and 20 bound script pages) and a poster for giveaway.

All you need to do is email us the links to the three posts from which the above photos were taken from (they all we're posted within the last week). The winner will be chosen at random from among all of those who submit the correct links. Email the links to asl.contest@gmail.com with ASL Photo Archive Contest in the subject line by midnight ET this Monday the 3rd of December!

UPDATE: Just so y'all know, Tila claims it's bogus, stating on her site that, "My whole life I have been judged so that's nothing new to me so I don't feel the need to justify my sexuality to anyone!" Come on guys, she's more than just a sexual being. She's a drink.

So there's a rumor going around that MySpace superstar reality tv goddess Tila Tequila might actually have had a boyfriend all along. This is bad news because her show "Tila Tequila: A Shot At Love" is primarily concerned with finding her a mate - whether it be male or female. Tila is a professed bisexual. I hope this isn't true because I know several strippers that are going to be heartbroken. Tila has a website, so check that out to see if she addresses this. But she's probably too busy presiding over dyke cat fights on her show. Those chicks get right down to the carpet! Er, in other news...my favorite story of the week concerns a 19 year old Kitsap, Washington man who was irritated with Tila Tequila not responding to his e-mail. So he took it out on a cop's face. He also claimed that he was aggravated because the officer "took his nunchaku". The cop wasn't exactly sympathetic to the gentleman's frowny day after being punched so he handed out "several "palm" and "knee strikes" to the guy's "facial area" before Tasering the dumbass. If only Tila had responded, we could have avoided ninja violence in the streets! What kind of backwoods stuck in the 80s hick is still fooling around with ninja weapons? Not one with a girlfriend. Ten bucks he also has throwing stars made out of the lids of soup cans. Tila, what have you inspired?

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"Hey guys, I'm Oscar-award-winning actor, Adrien Brody! Remember how much weight I had to lose to be convincing for my role in 'The Pianist'? Yes, looking that emaciated was quite a stretch for me. I skipped lunch for a whole day to achieve that gaunt look." I kid because there's a special place in my heart for skinny guys. That's why when it seems that Adrien is showing up in what looks like special padded clothing to the opening of Energie/Miss Sixty New York flagship store in NYC, I can't help but smile and want to pinch his cheeks, except that I'm pretty sure it might injure him.

7 more photos of Adrien Brody at the opening of Energie/Miss Sixty New York flagship store in NYC after the jump.

Hilary Swank is rocking her new haircut that was given to her by Oprah on her "Great American Haircut" episode and looks plenty happy not only with her do, but with her boyfriend, what's-his-name. The two of them can safely walk down a dark alley because Hilary has no problem laying the smack down. She recently said, ""Check out my bloody knuckles. I went to Krav Maga this morning. It's what the Israeli army is trained in. It's awesome!" I do similar self-defense training, except it's called owning a gun. It does virtually nothing for my abs, but I have great tone in and around my trigger fingers.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

Jennifer Aniston's Nose Job [cityrag]

Mischa Barton's Nipple (Almost) Appears in Arena [Egotastic!]

Jenna Jameson Opening up Business in Former Brothel [Hollywood Rag]

Stacy Keibler Is Back And Looking Damn Sexy [Hollywoodtuna]

Lindsay Lohan is Still Broke [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

Violet Affleck Loves Her Swing Set [Just Jared]

Rumer Parties With Her Pepaw [Dlisted]

Hulk Hogan And Linda's Divorce Gets Ugly [I'm Not Obsessed]

Anyone Can Direct Britney's New Video, Seriously. [Best Week Ever]

Bob-ing for Attention [Pink Is The New Blog]

i'll never get over valerie cherish [popbytes]

DILF of the Day: Justin Chambers [towleroad]

Penelope Cruz Politely Ignores Radioman [MollyGood]

I'll refrain from channeling my inner teenage girl and discussing Eric Dane. It's going to be hard. And I'm not going to focus on Rebecca Gayheart having offed a kid so you don't see her much anymore. She's probably been through enough. Jesus, where does that leave me? Uh, there's Ana Ortiz. *crickets* Yeah, uh this is the Divine Design event for the Angel Food project. These things are a dime a dozen. Put on a dress, schmooze with people, hopefully it's open bar. These poor celebs.

Photos: WENN

See more photos from the Divine Design event (Anna Ortiz, Eric Dane, Eric McCormack, Joely Fisher, Rebecca Gayheart) after the jump.

I know, I know. There goes any integrity I ever had. Which would have filled a thimble! But she looks less whorish here. Maybe it's because of that Swedish pizzaboy Alex Vaggo she's been dragging around lately. Maybe his wholesome Swede good lucks softened her up a bit from her usual turboslut appearance. Here's a bunch of Hollywood types at the opening of Goa nightclub last night in LA. Lukas Haas drives a motorcycle to clubs? What does that bitch do for money? Do Tobey and Leo just kinda have him on the payroll as "quirky friend"? Anyway, it was the usual brokedown dog and pony show.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

See more photos from the opening of GOA (Rumer Willis, Brent Bolthouse, Lukas Haas, Daveigh Chase, Chris Judd, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton, Alex Vaggo) after the jump.

Here's Britney Spears arriving in her customary cloud of flawless glamour at the Four Seasons. Her home away from home. Her actual home is a short distance away but she loves hotels. Reports are saying that Britney was so aghast at her appearance at the 07 VMAs that she's barging into any plastic surgeon's office she can find to get any and all possible procedures done.

Britney allegedly wants new breasts, a new nose, lipo everywhere and the magic rat poison in her face. She basically wants to be reincarnated as a new person. Plastic surgeons, however, feels that she's a risk and keep shining her on. One doctor allegedly turned her down because he didn't trust what she put down on her medical history. Oh, are YOU going to admit smoking crack out of a Red Bull can? I don't think so. Another surgeon gave Britney collage injections in her lips so he could shine her on from getting any other surgeries. Reports say that she allegedly already spent fifteen grand on lipo for her stomach and thighs?

Umm, ok. Was the gun clogged or something. Why doesn't she just get the trainer she had before she went toe-up? She used to be in phenomenal shape! Go back to that guy! Damn. When did you get so lazy, Daisy Mae?

Photos: WENN

See more photos of Britney after the jump.