I have no idea what a douche-pirate is exactly, but I assume that it's what happens when a douche-bag attempts to conceal his identity with a pirate costume and you end up with what we have here. The oil heir was spotted in a New York costume shop, during his hunt for a Halloween ensemble and unsurprisingly, ended up acting the fool. A tipster revealed to the New York Daily News that when Brandon was trying on a glittery, feather-covered mask, one of the chicas in his entourage told him that it didn't look great and the witness "saw him throw it across the counter, hitting the cashier." Um yeah, I could never work retail, because apparently, stunts like that still aren't considered reasonable grounds for murder.
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
Zekers says:
He just oozes ICK!
That sense of entitlement has served him so well thus far...keep up the good work nimrod.
kinkadoo says:
His name is Brnadon DAVIS..hello?
Zekers says:
Okay kinkadoo, if you're going to criticize Lisa, shouldn't you get your criticism correct??!
Sorry, I hate when people do that...
DavidDust says:
Zekers - I totally agree. People in glass houses...
2 Old 4 This says:
"oil heir" BWAAA HAAAHAAAA
oily haired oil heir
dave says:
Brandon Davis is a jackass and really need to be kicked in the balls. This worthless piece of garbage who takes his dad's money and thinks he's such a big shot. Karma one day god will strike him with cancer or something and all dads money won't fix him. People are starving and this piece of crap says 7 million dollars is poor. I hope he gets his soon