Some talented artist has done beautiful watercolors of the Spice Women...what, these are screencaps taken from their new video? Really? Completely untouched by anything on the Photoshop tools palette, of course! Seriously. No "healed" images here. These flawless pop tarts have skin like marble! They should be adorning Greek temples!
Shaming images of Victoria Beckham and Melanie Chisholm's diminishing complexion have attracted unwanted attention from UK press.Rather than the Spice Girls new single, aptly named Headlines, grabbing media attention, the pair's appearance have led to them being re-named Spotty Spice.
In a sophisticated makeover featuring demure dresses and sultry lighting Geri Halliwell rests her head on Victoria Beckham's lap while Mel C lounges on a chaise longue.
But in recent days the girls' increasingly haggard appearances have forced critics to question whether the five can handle the reunion tour.
HAH! Nothing's rougher than being tarred with the "haggard appearance" brush. Ok, maybe the "gained some weight brush". The British press are a howl. Better photoshop wizardy then your face pulled back to Borneo. I'm looking at you Meg Ryan. I watch Nip/Tuck. I know what goes on. "Feather lift", indeed. Because you're a damn cuckoo bird for taking the blade to your face!
More photos of 'shopped Spices after the jump.
Eyes of Green says:
No J Harvey - YOU are the howl!!!
that was too much!
pilsbury says:
Someone pass me a bucket, I need to barf again.
fashionbigot says:
Those are some of the most obviously photoshopped abs I've ever seen. If they hadn't done waaaaay too much shading, it might have even looked natural.
Persistent Cat says:
I love how females in their early to mid 30s are called "haggard." That's fantastic. Totally supportive and doesn't continue to eat away at women's self-esteem where they feel that if they aren't in their 20s, they might as well go die.
gerard Vandenberg says:
Please go back where you ame from because your contribution to the society is just...............
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JUST NOTHING!!
gerard Vandenberg says:
Please go back where you came from because your contribution to the society is just...............
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JUST NOTHING!!
gerard Vandenberg says:
Please go back where you came from because your contribution to the society is just...............
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JUST NOTHING!!
gerard Vandenberg says:
Please go back where you came from because your contribution to the society is just...............
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JUST NOTHING!!
tai says:
Gerard, honey, you need a woman in your life.
tai says:
Gerard, honey, you need a woman in your life.
tai says:
Gerard, honey, you need a woman in your life... way too much spare time.