Skeletal android galactic fashion empress Victoria Beckham is being told to eat a muffin or something. She needs to gain weight for the Spice Women's upcoming world tour because sources say they're afraid at her current weight she'll fall over when a single strobe light goes off near her.
Sources close to the band are worried that Posh is too thin for the gruelling dates, which kick off in December. So, as a result, she's been put on a spinachrich diet to increase her stamina and energy.As well as gorging on the green stuff - famous for giving strength to cartoon character Popeye - she has been asked to eat more carbohydrates, with bowls of brown rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
We're told: "Vic is under orders to have at least five small meals a day, to get her body prepared for the tour. She isn't too happy about the plan but understands that it's necessary if she's to stay healthy and not burn out over the coming months.
Does she do that much that she needs to train like Rocky for this situation? I saw "Spice World". She just kinda...walks around in high heels. Nothing a drunk trannie couldn't do. I don't think she actually sings either. So, she needs to gain weight to basically wait for a bus? And maybe wave a little and hold a microphone? Has all that plastic surgery caused her muscles to atrophy or something? Should we hold a telethon?
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
tmp00 says:
Nice photo- where was it taken? If it was in California how come there isn't a big hew and cry that she doesn't have the spawn in the backseat in proper car seats? I don't see her wearing her seatbelt either.
pilsbury says:
No seat belts, first thing I noticed but it's not the first time.
In the failed documentary Sticky Vicky was seen not wearing a seat belt.
In the UK it's LAW to wear one unless you are disabled for a van driver. She should know better.
jbonz says:
So Posh resents having to adopt a healthy diet because she's afraid it will make her look less "posh", eh?
Does she have the slightest inkling of what that says about her whole approach to body image and personal health?
I can't wait to see what she's like at age 50. If she makes it.
green cardigan says:
Never mind 50, wait till she's 40. She is going to look like a wrinkly old bag of bones. All that tanning and starving is going to catch up with her soon.