Check out the pic. Turkey? It's not like she's gonna have any. Angelina Jolie says that she's a terrible cook. She needs to stick to the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese like I do. Ten minutes and it's cheesy goodness! Angelina Jolie spoke to "Good Morning America" about her family's Thanksgiving plans and admitted that she tends to burn water. Well, she can't be flawless at everything! She's saving the world, one nation at a time. This means you might have to have the sub shop on speed dial.
"I'm not much of a cook, so we'll see what happens," Angelina Jolie told Good Morning America on Monday. "I try. We all chip in. But I don't think anyone in my family wants me to handle Thanksgiving dinner."Jolie, 32, and partner Brad Pitt, 43, are parents to adopted children Maddox (from Cambodia), Pax (from Vietnam) and Zahara (from Ethiopia), and have their own biological daughter, Shiloh. And the family's Thanksgiving celebration is similarly wide-ranging.
"We celebrate Moon Festival for my boys, who are from Asia, and Kwanzaa and things like that," Jolie said. "We certainly try to celebrate as many of those as we can, and celebrate all culture."
Which would you rather - world peace via the Angelina Jolie experience or delicious cornbread stuffing? Don't answer that.
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com/WENN
More photos of Angelina Jolie on the set of "The Changeling are after the jump.
green cardigan says:
What she said : 'We all chip in'
What she meant : We have underlings in the kitchen that will sweat for 24 hours in order to provide the Jolie Pitt clan with a Thanksgiving dinner fit for royalty.
Whatever. By the look of those scrawny little legs she has, she needs to be tied to a chair and force fed some mashed potatoes and turkey on the big day.
I wish she'd stop being so noble and earnest and just go and eat a Big Mac.
Alice says:
Why is it so hard to admit that you're rich and you have people to cook Thanksgiving for you? Hell, I would. It's really weird how all these celebrities talk about how "they" do this and that with the kids, never bringing nannies into the equation. Nothing wrong with it! I'd have a nanny per kid in a heartbeat! But you're giving the impression that it's a lot easier than it is, a little insulting to those who can't afford the help and struggle to get socks on the kids every morning.
Valextra says:
Why is she starting to look like some leftover from Colonial India. I don't understand this look of hers, it's especially obnoxious going into Sub Saharan Africa looking like the wife of some slave trader.
eseu says:
Are those legs really beautiful? She look like one of those victims from Somalia.
jen says:
How come Shiloh doesn't get a holiday mention?
Zekers says:
I think she lost her title as "World's Most Beautiful Woman" about 20 pounds ago. She looks very unhealthy.
"...and Kwanzaa and things like that." What a dumb quote coming from someone so 'worldly.'
I'm picturing green cardigan tying Jolie to a chair and stuffing mashed potatoes in her mouth...*smirk*
green cardigan says:
Her legs are like those of an 80 year old geriatric woman's. You're right Zekers, the beauty has literally dropped off her.
She's too busy celebrating 'all culture' to eat. She's starting to sound as dim as Brad.
Seriously, Jane Pitt better throw her mother in law weight around a bit and demand that Scrawny Annie eat at Thanksgiving .
blady02 says:
Good Lord she looks really bad, if it is a disease she is clearly loosing the battle, is that what being with the Pittiful does to a woman, YUCK!
aja says:
what does kwanzaa have to do with zahara's ethiopian heritage? they couldn't find something that actually comes from ethiopia to celebrate?
T-Bone says:
It's called ANOREXIA, folks. And it's just another symptom of borderline personality disorder. The woman is a textbook case. Fortunately for her, she found someone like Brad Pitt to manipulate and cover for her.
anonymous says:
She´s ANOREXIC!!!! Feed her some food. What happened to the most beautiful woman in the world???? Soon will be the ugliest woman in the world.
TS says:
I never thought I'd feel sorry for her, but looking at her there, I really do feel bad for her. She's a year younger than me and is aging way faster. Of course, I'm not saving the world or anything, just doing my job as a lawyer (when I'm not on this site) and cleaning my own home and cooking my own food and keeping up with friends and helping my parents out with their stuff and meeting my religious duties and generally living life as a normal person. So, non-heroic me really shouldn't say anything about women with borderline personality disorders who are so heroic they can function all day on 300 calories only (if that).
Applespice says:
"By the look of those scrawny little legs she has, she needs to be tied to a chair and force fed some mashed potatoes and turkey on the big day."
LMAO- that was great.
jalyn says:
You know on JJ they're talking about how much she cares for her fans and what a lovely person she is because she loves her fans..
Now don't you think IF she really cared for her fans, not to mention her family, kids & life partner...that she would take better care of herself? And if she really DID care about her fans wouldn't she share with them what her problem is so they can be "supportive"
She doesn't care. Not even about herself obviously.
Beyond pathetic.....
Lovey says:
Zekers! I couldn't agree more - if anything, they should let this woman near the turkey after the staff has prepped it. Maybe some stuffing as well. She was a very attractive woman 20 lbs ago....
genx says:
I still think she is the most beautiful woman in the world. The legs are on the skinny side - true but the face......aahhhh....the face is STUNNING!!!!!
And having skinny legs does not immediately mean that you are ano...duh!! I've had skinny legs forever which I used to hate but everyone else was lusting after..... so now am very happy with them. I just wish I have her face as well!!!
unknown says:
I hope Jennifer is sitting at the head of Jane Pitt's Thanksgiving table bragging about how she cooked the turkey!
Lola says:
Aja, you're so right about Kwanzaa. From what I know of it, it was "created" in the 1960s after the Watts riots in LA. So please tell me why an Ethiopian like Zahara should care about that?