Seriously, it's like Ted Bundy joined the Manson Family. Here's pics from the "Beowulf" premiere. Angelina Jolie portrays some golden naked lizard chick with a tail. It's animated, so put it back in your trousers. Ok, that's weird because there's like three straight guys who read this blog and they probably find her too bony and demanding. Angie's brother James Haven is flapping his gums again about her and Brad. He says that he thinks they will have another kid soon.
When asked if Jolie, 32, and Brad Pitt, were planning for more kids, her brother James Haven told reporters: "I would assume yes. I've even been like, 'So, when are you going to....'"Pitt, 43, also showed up at the premiere and gave Jolie a peck on the cheek; she appeared smitten.
So how do the couple of more than two years keep the spark alive?
"They just work off each other well," Haven, 34, said. "I just think there's a certain energy to it."
Bluntly stated, it's the energy we call "p-whipped". Why is this Jame Gumb character always showing up at their events and speaking to the press about them? Why doesn't he get his own gig. Damn, they're in Russia - he's there. They're in Angola - he's there. She's not gonna make out with you anymore, weirdo! She's out of her incest phase. That doesn't play well at the Doctors Without Borders benefit.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
Many more photos (Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, John Malcovich, Helen Mirren, Robin Wright Penn, Alison Lohman, James Haven, Crispin Glover, Amber Heard, Idina Menzel, Nicollette Sheridan, Ray Winstone) from the premiere of "Beowulf" are after the jump.
T-Bone says:
Angelina
Zekers says:
Its a tie between Haven and Glover...both have broken the Creep-O-Meter. Both look like they are a pill away from full on crazy...
green cardigan says:
The brother.
He looks deranged.
He also needs to get a life.
I'm sure Brad is allergic to him and his creepy wet lips. Yuck.
2 Old 4 This says:
Not a brangeloonie but I have to admit - pictures of her posted in past few days seem to show her very at ease and relaxed.
new meds? a whole Tic-Tac for lunch? what?
Love the overcoat.
and I agree w/Zekers - both seem very close to hopping the train to Crazy Town
Eyes of Green says:
I've always felt John Malkovich could easily be a serial killer. He just has that Way OFF the Chart look to me. His eyes are not quite right. Scary!
rootabega says:
Crispin Glover is kinda hot
green cardigan says:
At least John M and Crispin Glover put their crazy to good use in their films. What exactly does James Depraved Haven do for a living , apart from talk to the press about his sister's love life?
Creeeeepoid. Imagine meeting him on a dark street late at night. My instinct would be to beat him with my handbag.
2 Old 4 This says:
Green Cardigan - I agree
swing away!
LOL
Applespice says:
Haven. Totally.
Mr. T says:
Haven. The guy totally creeps me out. Brother? Lover? Yikes, I'd hate to be in his family except that Jon Voight seems to be a terrific person with some seriously messed up kids.
Applespice says:
This may be an obvious question... but I don't know the answer.... where did Haven and Jolie's last names come from? Her dada is Voight, I don't know her mom's last name... do they have different mom's?
Mr. T says:
Applespice, they both have the same parents. Not sure about the last names but it could be a stage thing.
jen says:
Jolie is her middle name - she dropped her family name. Don't know about Haven - could be his middle name as well.
Esther Greenwood says:
i'm going with (E): all of the above, plus jolie herself.
i'm pretty sure i read when holie jolie was getting famous that voight and his (ex)wife gave both children middle names that could be used as last names in case they decided to get into the biz. so yeah, i'm pretty sure haven is his middle name as well.
Applespice says:
Well that makes sense. Thanks guys! :)
On another note- Angelina really needs a good southern meal to put some meat on her bones.
green cardigan says:
I just did a round of the wards at the loonie bin (Just Jared). They are in full worship over there. There is a post up about this film premiere, Angelina spots a fan wearing a 'Adopt Me Angelina' teeshirt and she laughed and signed it, I think she also laid her hands on the girl's head and the fan rose from her wheelchair and walked for the first time in her life. Or maybe, I'm just getting confused about that last bit.
Anyway, there are about 200 comments based on this. They could be written by the same peerson they are so alike. 'Love Angelina, she's an inspiration'. 'Wow, she's so bautiful'.
For real.
blady02 says:
I took a gander as well to JJ, Green, yes the are certainly in full blooming loonie land! But the other sites have the majority ruling, unhappy expressions revealing "I am so sick of you! Wish I didn't have to stay with you because of all those kids, shit I am stuck! What whopper can I tell to get out of this one without loosing the small fan base I have left?" And damn she is clearly suffering from a drug problem (brother probably shows up everywhere because he is their drug supplier)or SUFFERING some related health issue FROM DRUG USE! People are starting to notice things like her dilated eyes! BOX OFFICE POISON, NO ONE IS GOING TO THIS ONE EITHER SKANK! GIVE IT UP AND MOVE AWAY, YOU ARE READY YOU WILL FIT RIGHT IN OH SHY ONE WITH THE OTHER STARVING RESIDENTS EXCEPT THEY DESERVE MORE YOU DON'T! I hope Jennifer is sitting at the head of Jane Pitt's Thanksgiving table bragging about how she cooked the turkey!
stolidog says:
the brother will kill you quickly, with a lot of blood.
Malcovitch will kill you very slowly, and painfully, but with very little blood.
Applespice says:
"I think she also laid her hands on the girl's head and the fan rose from her wheelchair and walked for the first time in her life. Or maybe, I'm just getting confused about that last bit."
yeah green, I think I just found that same person on popsugar too.
someone says:
James Haven, with his wild eyes, he definitly looks like a phycho..and Angelina looks good in that long boring camel coat, it covers up her ugly skinny legs.
Deborah says:
Dear Lord but John Malkovich is looking dreadful!
anonymous says:
I often go in JJ just to yank the brangeloonies' chain. Those are some serious nutjobs. I can't wait for the expiration date on this over-hyped, pretend we really love each other to protect our careers, trainwreck, joke of a self-important couple. I am so sick of them. I know I am not the only one. I gotta go puke.
jen says:
LOL There's a poster at Dlisted who's name IS LoveAngelina - she's got a shrine (so she says) - she's freaking hilarious in her comments defending St. Angie - freaking delusional, but hilarious.
Zelda F. says:
I'm not a loonie either, in fact, I think they both stink. But, I have to say, I remember seeing that "kiss" with her brother. And, although it was waaay too long, it wasn't anything close to a "French Kiss". Some of these statements are over exagerrated. If you're going to knock somebody down, at least be accurate. Again, I think both Brad & Angie are A-holes, adultery comes to mind. But I wish people wouldn't just jump on a bandwagon. This is "crowd mentality". Next thing you know, you'll be out hunting witches to burn at the stake. And yes, Angie certainly could be one of thoese witches... For other reasons. But not French Kissing her brother. Did NOT happen! At least not that night at the Oscars.
Zekers says:
I do wonder why her brother is always hanging around...seems quite odd to me. There's close and then there's co-dependency...
patty says:
I hear she keeps Brad's balls in a nice velvet pouch underneath her pillow. Saw one photo two days ago in which her thigh is slimmer than Madd's arm......heroin or anorexia...again? Speak James! Speak!!