Jack Nicholson is feigning irritation over the casting of Heath Ledger as the Joker in the new "Batman" sequel. It sounds like he's just playing with the press on this one. Jack lives a dream life. He's an crustacean with hairy manboobs but he has all sorts of young women hanging off his jock. Whenever I see this guy, he's floating in an innertube all old and hairy with tons of breasts sailing around him. He's like a boob lifeguard.
When asked how he felt about another actor playing the Joker, Nicholson replied: "I'm furious. I'm furious. [He laughs.] They never asked me about a sequel with the Joker. I know how to do that! Nobody ever asked me."It's like, in any area, you can't believe the reasons things do or don't happen. Not asking me how to do the sequel is that kind of thing. Maybe it's not a mistake. Maybe it was the right thing, but to be candid, I'm furious."
He's just yanking chains. Jack has never struck me as the cranky old man type. He'll be rad as hell until he's 123 and in an iron lung and still insulting people and eye-bangin' broads. What the hell does he care? Did you know that he made scads of money off the original "Batman" flick he was in because he demanded they cut him in on the merchandising? He was born at night but not last night. Plus, why would he ever be jealous of this homeless guy (Heath Ledger)?
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Bill Cosby says:
"He's an crustacean with hairy manboobs"
I think you just killed all the English and Biology teachers across the country.
westcost10 says:
nice cocaine nostrils, he is such a junkie
lil mo says:
eye-bangin' broads - LOVE it!
rdiggity1 says:
Hey anyone that's never seen "Five Easy Pieces" do that asap, Jack is the man and a Laker fan