Rosie never seems to be able to just smile for the camera, she's always making some wack face. Just show some chiclets, and stop hamming it up! Rosie O'Donnell was in talks with MSNBC to have her own show on the network but apparently someone realized that it would be too much crazy for stodgy cable primetime and nixed that idea.
n her trademark shorthand language, the controversial comedian, 45, wrote:we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it beganand on we go
I tried writing in that lesbian haiku style and my publisher told me to cut the shit. What do you think?
Lindsay Lohan
has a cocaine nosejob
Her boyfriend
Seems like he might have a momogrammed bong
It's a match made in heaven
If heaven was the town dump
He was probably right.
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jimi says:
You're no good at it.
You're not retarded.
stolidog says:
F* Hollywood! Even the Pillsbury Dough Boy had to get hair extensions, huh?
jen says:
Thank goodness MSNBC came to their senses. She creates chaos and I'm sure they'd get good ratings for awhile, but they'd be losing their current viewers and its probably not worth it. O'Donnell is a trainwreck. She used to be SO funny, sadly her politics got in the way. Now she's just angry all the time.
Hey Cupcake says:
Why does she have a job doing ANYTHING, EVER??