This just can't be true. But it's wonderful how people are just splicing tabloid subjects together into fun new combinations. Howabout Lindsay Lohan urging Dog The Bounty Hunter to go to rehab? There are alleged and hysterical reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Neverland is reportedly close to foreclosure, or close to being burnt to the ground by villagers wielding torches. Dollars to friggin' donuts (what does that mean,anyway?) MJ himself released this story to get someone interested in buying his freak pavilion. Miss Jackson if you nasty!
A source said: "Brad and Angelina are very interested in the property and will be closely following any developments involving the Neverland Ranch."Brad and Angelina - who have three adopted children, six-year-old Maddox, Pax, three, Zahara, two, and 17-month-old biological daughter Shiloh - believe their kids would love the fairground rides and zoo at the 2,700-acre Santa Barbara ranch.
They are also said to have been impressed by the estate's security system.
Not on your life. I've seen "Poltergeist" and "The Amityville Horror". I know what happens when you try to raise a family somewhere that something terrible has occurred. All the Jesus Juice in the world couldn't get me to move into that terror factory.
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2 Old 4 This says:
ROFLMAO
J - you are on a ROLL!
LaToya says:
"MJ himself released this story to get someone interested in buying his freak pavilion. Miss Jackson if you nasty!"
HAHAHAHAHHA! I love it! STOP!!! My sides are aching from laughing so hard! You are too funny!!
Alexis says:
Doesn't Neverland also house Michael's shrine to Elizabeth Taylor?? I wonder if that would that help or hinder the feng shui balance...
T-Bone says:
ZOO????? There's a f*#kiing ZOO on the property??? Ummm....gross.... Unless there is something wrong with the animal that it can't live in the wild, or unless the animals are allowed to run free, keeping them in cages for the FUN of hollywood children makes me sick!
Janepitt says:
Brad and Angie are freaks who exploit children through purchasing and biologically to prove a point would fit perfectly in the environment created by a twisted child molester.
kellygrrrl says:
Brad, step away from the makeup!!!
blady02 says:
I second JanePitt's comment, go buy it, so we can forget about you!