Squeegie That Windshield!

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Damn, her car's dirtier than mine! Here's Keanu Reeves looking like he just rolled out of the dumpster and bummed a ride off this woman. He needs to watch "Speed" wherein he looked hot and work that look. Enough with this non-showering phase. If you're depressed, go talk to someone or take some meds or go for a walk in the sunshine. Not that it works, but it will hopefully get you into some clean clothes. Keanu just signed on to do a re-make of the 1951 sci-fi classic "The Day The Earth Stood Still" with Jennifer Connelly. Why are they re-making classics? Jennifer will fit in though, because her wardrobe lately is unearthly.


She will portray the part of a widow and young mother who meets Reeves's character, Klaatu, an extraterrestrial who attempts to convince mankind to live peacefully or face annihilation from other planets. Filming is due to start next year, with the director of "The Exorcism of Emily Rose", Scott Derrickson, at the helm.

Emily Rose was hot, that chick was freezing up and then banging herself into walls. She probably had epilepsy but everyone assumes Pazuzu had a hand in it if you snarl enough religious crap. Jennifer is currently filming "He's Just Not That Into You" which the entire celebrity roster is in. It's got Aniston, Drew, Affleck, everyone. It's like they filmed an entire "US Weekly".

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7 Comments

November 9, 2007 9:20 AM

I can see it now...

"Gort, be excellent to the humans! That skull crushing was most non-triumphant. Klaatu Barada Nikto, dudes!"

Keanu as Klaatu. That is a fucking travesty. Now I am really depressed.
And you just know Gort will be this overwrought CGI mess.
I want someone's head on a pole, for this one.

November 9, 2007 11:45 AM

Keanu is starting look like he's having a bit of trouble with "the drink";a little flushed and bloated lately. Hope he gets it together because he seems like a nice enough guy.

November 9, 2007 2:37 PM

I read somewhere else that the girl in the pics is his youngest (half) sister. Anybody know for sure? Poor thing looks very embarrassed and uncomfortable. As for Keanu, I'll always think he's hot. You just can't take that away from me.

Yes that is his younger half sister Karina.

November 9, 2007 7:30 PM

gross, squeegie that human.

Poor guy...looks like LA got the best of him.. He was better when he loved his life, and the normal part of being a just one of us guys...

Hey bud, come back to Toronto...you were loved and looking good there.. man, your friends miss you...

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