Here's pics of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the London premiere of her new flick "Beowulf". Check out the pic where her back is to us and she's signing autographs - some total wanker threw his used chewing gum on the red carpet and the Most Beautiful Woman in the World speared it on her expensive shoe! The added weight totally threw her slender frame off balance and she tumbled into the crowd! Ok, she didn't but damn, find a trash receptacle for your Juicy Fruit, sir. Do they have Juicy Fruit in London?
First, Angelina got herself into a somewhat sticky situation as the sexy star's Christian Louboutin stiletto shoe got stuck in a wad of chewing gum on the red carpet.The unattractive accessory moulded itself to the four inch heel of the designer shoes, spoiling Angelina's carefully groomed image.
It wasn't her luckiest day on the red carpet, because not only that - but her pants split! The back seam of her leathers popped and Brad had to conceal her with his hand! You know she was like "if you ever want to see my womanhood again, or Shiloh for that matter, you better make sure my ass doesn't make the papers, guy." Doesn't it make you feel better than even the most graceful and cool of celebrities can have a shitty day? It would have been a trifecta if a bird had shit on the shoulder of her black top.
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More photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the London premiere of "Beowulf" after the jump.
Ugh says:
I see nothing pretty about her, and am praying they will go away for good. Look how unhappy Brad always looks unless he knows the camera is on his and then he's got that fake smile.
blady02 says:
I am thrilled she had a shitty time with the splitting pants and gum, she is so trashy and then she looks spaced out and he looked very annoyed, I wish they would go away as well, I like many others will not be seeing his or her films, ever again! They are insulting to the American people and have no morals, I feel sorry for his parents!
Jennifer says:
Graceful? Cool? She looks to me like a skeleton with fish lips. I swear, she and Brad MUST be paying these celebrity gossip bloggers off to say flattering things about them.
LindaB says:
I enjoyed your insights as usual J Harvey. I am waiting for the toilet paper on the shoe shot myself. That would be the ultimate although the split pants AND gum on the heel were sweet.
T-Bone says:
I think she's physically attractive, but it's tough to like someone so seemingly manipulative and changeable. Just is. So no, I don't support her movies or his.
jen says:
Her man hands make me shudder. I still can't believe she's only 32 - she always makes me want to say 'wow she looks good for her age' but that would only be if she was in her early 50's.
jane says:
Brad always looks like he's about to cry.
And Angelina is hideous. She looks so trashy with those leather pants.
lisa says:
Screw these two, where are the Ray Winstone pics? That man is sex itself...
tpetey says:
I checked out the picture you suggested, the one where Ange is facing her fans. If I didn't already know it was Ange, I would have guessed Amy Winehouse! LOL
green cardigan says:
Christ Almighty, Brad has joined the Orange Tanner Brigade. Not a good look on a man in his 40s.
Leave it to Lindsay and Co, Brad.
devil says:
Why cover up the split? It's about time the public sees her good side.
And AJ probably planted the gum herself just to create some drama.
Amy says:
She also needs a larger bra because hers makes her look like she has back fat.
Amy says:
She also needs a larger bra because hers makes her look like she has back fat.
Amy says:
She also needs a larger bra because hers makes her look like she has back fat.
Amy says:
She also needs a larger bra because hers makes her look like she has back fat.