Calm down, I'm just kidding. God, people don't get it when we joke, lately! Cuz' yeah, I really thought Heidi Klum needed Yokel Spears to teach her how to use a diaper! Damn! Anyhow, Julia Robert and Tom Hanks were on Oprah's show yesterday and Julia showed off her new kid, 5-month-old Henry. I saw the beginning of this and while I love Julia, the lovefest was a little much. Oprah has that audience on lockdown. If they don't freak out when a guest arrives, I'm thinking that cattle prods are produced.
There's been a lot of curiosity. There's not been a picture of him. I thought I would just show everybody," Julia said to Oprah as she turned over the picture of her baby.
Julia gave birth to lil Hank on June 18, and he's her third child with her cameraman husband, Danny Moder. Seriously, Oprah's audience goes KA-ZOO on command. She's their deity, and they would totally kill for her meglomaniacal ass. That guy who wrote the fake rehab book is lucky he still has his head.
Photos: Splash
See more photos of Julia Roberts on Oprah after the jump.
T-Bone says:
Shut it, Julia.
Mike says:
Looks like a pic from the 1960s or 1970s with those white borders.........................who has pics like that nowadays?.....................anyway..........the child will be on Oprah in his teens after he is arrested, blaming his parents.....................Mike
Jinxy McDeath says:
Boy, she sure throws some ugly kids, doesn't she? The first two look like they could live under a bridge with a billy goat, and this one is going to be a male version of mom with a huge ass mouth... Thank God she's stopping.
Granger says:
T-Bone, I completely agree.
Loob says:
"Cuz' yeah, I really thought Heidi Klum needed Yokel Spears to teach her how to use a diaper!"
Heh! I had a look back at that story and I can't believe the array of stupid comments it brought out! All those people instructing you how to experience sarcasm, and totally missing yours! Chortle!
Kelly says:
Jinxey McDeath - ROFL! Ain't that the truth. I hate to say nasty things about kids, but . . . .seriously.
Janepitt says:
Jinxy McDeath loved your comments about the trolls she gave birth to. It's her punishment for having a biohazard womb from all the leftover sperm and diseases.
imaromancewriter says:
I have never posted on your blog, J - but I HAD to because you are over-the-top HIGHlarious today. Extra snarky and clever!
Vera nice.
Starla says:
LOL, J.Harvey. I'd love to spend the day with you & see what the hell goes through your mind. But I doubt I'd make it out alive.
Logan says:
I thought it was Don Knots baby picture - Barney Fife! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rdiggity1 says:
I know a woman who takes Oprah shows as gospel. Set yourselves free women don't be these kind of sheep.
Anonymous says:
Gosh, the baby looks like a baby. Totally understandable why all the Oprah-wanna-wanna-ohsomuchwannabes just wet their pants. Just can't get any better than looking at the photo of a baby held out to an Egomaniac by a Movie-Has-Been.