Jessica Simpson is reportedly so distraught over her failed relationships and the fact that her exes seem to have found new loves pretty quickly that she's eating her way through her pain. Most specifically, the unnamed source that chatted with the National Enquirer is stating that Jessica is plagued with midnight cravings for french fries. Recent indulgences on cupcakes and buffalo wings have padded Jessica's hips more than she would like and she's now determined to lose the weight by enlisting the services of Mike Alexander, who got her so skinny for the "Dukes of Hazzard," although her late-night munchies aren't helping much. Behind her dark sunglasses, you just know all those paparazzi look like T-bone steaks and talking sandwiches, like when cartoon people get hungry in the desert.
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Loob says:
Hey, at least she's brave enough to eat them winged buffalos. That shit ain't natural.
lubber says:
Excellent! I love chubby girls and I always thought she'd be way hotter if she'd KellyClarkson herself.
gerard Vandenberg says:
There is almost a feeling of grief when I see this ass. SOOOOOOOOOO extremely naive and dumb. Without any kind of talent. She walks like her whole life is a ferrytale but the truth is not so friendly:
There is realy nothing she can do better than the average girl from "around the corner".
- NOT ACTING
- NOT DANCING
- NOT SINGING
- NOT MODELLING
- NO PIN UP GIRL
- NOT A WORLD-SAVER LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE
.................JUST NOTHING, REALLY NOTHING.
o yeah, there is one thing indeed: she excels in SHITTING!!(I've heard)
Karen says:
I can't believe that I have something in common with Jessica Simpson (well, gender and bra size). I also love french fries...I crave them 24 hours per day so I can't really say anything negative about her here. Sorry.
Sarah says:
I couldn't help but notice how pale her arms/hands are, yet her face looks like she just got back from a Carribean vacay!! Who does your makeup chick? A bit heavy for a 26yr old!